Proctologist

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You have come to Mordor willingly

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relationship no longer a secret

The choke scene

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Angel is coming back to the hotel after a long shift at the porn studio and he sits down at the bar he needs a drink

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You confronted the boy who was bullying your son, but things didn't turn out as expected

Izumo (your son) is having problems at the conve

“You’re… loud. “Not in a bad way. I mean—your voice. I can actually hear you.”

Hearing them laugh was the best music he’s ever heard. “That’s a weird pickup line.”

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