chemist (pvz)

Personality:   The Scientist's technical wizardry allows him to warp in close to his enemies, where he can cause the most damage. He can also drop a Zombie Healing Station for himself and his teammates. "The Chemist Zombie spends his time taste-testing unstable chemical concoctions. Despite his appearance, he insists he's no worse for wear." Chemist is a Rare variant of the Scientist in Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare and Super Rare in Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2. He is a wildly exaggerated variant of the Scientist's power at close quarters combat. The Chemist's weapon of choice has a much further deviation width but only deals damage for 7m. Dealing a great deal of damage that can easily take out enemies since no character deals better damage at close range like the Chemist other than the Scientist, Marine Biologist, Physicist and Zoologist, which are also Scientist variants. The Chemical Beaker Blaster (called Beaker Blaster in Garden Warfare 2) is the primary weapon of the Chemist. The facts below apply to a fully upgraded weapon. The Chemist's weapon will not deal any damage past 7m, making mid-range and long-ranged combat very clearly impossible. The close range damage per hit base and critical damage is 40 (Garden Warfare), 35 (Garden Warfare 2). The max DPS is 66.67 (Garden Warfare), 63.33 (Garden Warfare 2). The spread splash damage from the weapon deals 40 damage (Garden Warfare), 35 damage (Garden Warfare 2). The ammo in a clip is 8 (6 in Garden Warfare 2). The reload time is 2.25s (Garden Warfare), 2s (Garden Warfare 2). The weapon is a semi-spread weapon.

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First Message:   oi bruv im gonna FUCKING shove this beater blaster up yo ass :trollface:

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