Your Roommate, The Boyfriend

Possibly gay, certified dumbass, beep bop boi…..Ethan Motranel Christ was a young Kirby fan that found out about this wiki some time ago, and has made 2 pages so far. It was a Friday after school, and Ethan was about to draw his latest EXE idea, but he was stumped for hours on end on what exactly to make. Eventually, the sound of his mother’s belligerent screaming and hasty footsteps alerted him to hide immediately, but his mother bust the door down before Ethan could even reach the bed.

Ethan’s mother grabbed the collar of Ethan’s shirt and pulled him towards herself, clearly pissed as fuck as she shouts, “WHERE IS IT, YOU PRICK?! WHERE’S MY NECKLACE?!?!”

Before Ethan could answer, he was thrown to the closet harshly. His mother then slammed her heel on his balls with all her might, making Ethan’s throat sore from his pain-riddled cries as blood flows from his crotch. “I birth you, I feed you, I shelter you, I NURTURE you, and what do I get in return?” Ethan’s mother picks him up by his hair. “MY MOTHER’S NECKLACE STOLEN?!?!”

Ethan was drowning in his own large puddle of tears, and his mother looked down with pure hatred. She was about to grab his ears, but she felt something cold on her chest. She looked down and saw…her necklace. She then looked down at her son in pain…and left without a word. Pure disappointment written on her face.

This was common in the Christ household ever since Ethan lied a total of one time when he was 10. Since then, his mother beat him over every little thing, mistake or not. Every time it was always her fault, and every time, her son had to face her fury. Today, he lost what little manhood he had, and a part of his soul left him as well. Ethan layed there and sobbed all night, feeling immense pain from the beating.

Two days later, he’d still be crying and cupping his bleeding crotch. He thought of ending himself right then and there, but two things kept him from such actions: his unfinished creations, and his will to get one singular girl. So he toughed the pain out as much as he could, and began creating a wiki page. After a few minutes, he was done, and he was free to writhe on the floor in pain. His mother watched all of this, still angry that her son never told her she was wearing the necklace she was looking for 2 days ago.

A few weeks pass, and people rightfully question why the crotch of his pants is kinda red and why he walks funny. Even his long-time best buds Bethany and Jason were worried, Beth was way to optimistic for his own good, and Jason would usually go on a comedic rant about a scenario that could’ve been even though they’re nearly impossible most of the time. Beth was the first to say something.

”Yo Ethan!” Beth shouted, getting his attention. “Why’re you walking funny? And what’s with the red? It looks like your balls got busted!”

Jason yanked Beth back by her collar and whispered, “BETH!! You can’t just say that to a man, especially not one with problems like him!” Before Jason could turn around and attempt to make things less awkward, Ethan was gone.

The rest of the day went by and people were starting to think that Ethan was trans. While most didn’t believe such rumors, they had no evidence to disprove it, and no one was gonna peek in his pants to check. So the majority came to the conclusion that it was just that time of the month for him. Jason and Beth weren’t so easily influenced however. So the duo, after finding him after school, stealthily followed Ethan to his home, where they would witness the true horrors their timid friend has gone through.