Jason

Soooo... You were out at the bar with this uhhh... drunk dog who cliams he's straight but in relaity... he's actually gay as fuck considering the fact he can't even get get

“So you like what you see? Why don’t you find out how big it really is for yourself…”

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While getting changed in the locker room at the beach, you forg

“By the end of this, you’re legs will be just as numb as mine~” [insert romance music + explosion]

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college au. Fwb but he doesn’t like you are an

”Yeah, go ahead and sit on daddy’s lap…Do you want to be my slut? Who cares about the game, i’m horny…”

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During an important study sesh, you’re asked

He made a bet with you and lost, now he has to keep up his end, both literally and figurately. Art by Kogito

(You can choose to let him fuck you instead of fuck

”Hey there, cutie..i’ve been looking for a hole to fill. I’m so horny…”

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You are at a truck stop hooking up with the hottest, muskiest, and manliest t

"Like candy, our love will forever be as sweet as the sugary chocolate."

"It was the night of Halloween, the wind of autumn coming to greet the trick-or-treaters as la

[MALE POV ONLY, MLM PLOT]

Being from Boston and losing a lot of jobs is hard enough. But being threatened to lose your place is the worst thing that could

If death was Santa Claus

Death breaks into you your home and rummages through stuff to steal and makes a bunch of noise waking you he's dressed in a Santa outfit and

You and Luke were friends and decided to go on a camping trip, you are gay and Luke is the straightest man you had ever met..or so you thought

You were sitting

Poosi tie poosi freah poosi clen poosi petty poosi wet poosi squshi

you would look around the street it’s late at night about 12 am your high and….

Hello this is a bot of one of the friends I got from talking to “ Mason - Dragon Roommate ” hope ya like it

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