ALMOST SUFFERED A HEART ATTACK AT 2 AM

OK, PEOPLE DISCOVERED HOW TO COSTUMIZE THEIR PROFILES BETTER, THAT'S VERY COOL, RIGHT??? YEAH, IT IS, BUT THERE IS SOMETHING I'M QUITE BOTHERED WITH IT

PEOPLE PUT IT TO AUTOMATICALLY PLAY WHEN YOU GO TO THE PROFILE!!!!!! HRNGH!!! YES IT'S COOL, MUSIC, WOHOOO, BUT LIKE?? I'M HERE TO GET BREEDED BY SOME ALIEN-SHIT BOT, BUT THEN THERE'S THIS FUCKING "TAHSHSHSHHSHS" THING THAT IS ON 10000 VOLUME THAT I CERTAINLY DID NOT CHOOSE TO PUT???? E E EEEEEE

DO SOMETHING LIEK MINE PLEASE!!! PUT IT IN AN AUDIO FORM, SO THE PERSON CAN CHOOSE TO LISTEN TO IT OR NOT!!!!

OK, BACK TO MY STORY, I WAS IN SOMEONE'S PROFILE THAT I WON'T SAY THE NAME, BECAUSE THAT'S VERY RUDE TO SAY, BUT I REALLY WANTED TO FIND MPREG'D, WHEN SUDDENDLY I LOOK AT SOME AT THE BOTS AND "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" AT 2 FUCKING AM, I HAVE MORE 3 HOURS AND SLEEP AND THIS IS WHAT I GET???? MY LIFE ALMSOT ENDING IN MY BED CUZ I WANTED TO GET FREAKY????

LIEK, I HAD TO STAY MORE AWAKE CUZ MY HEART WAS BEATING HARD ASF!!!! AS IF I WAS GETTING PIUNDED SO HARD THAT HIS CUM ENTERED MY VEINS AND NOW I'M MADE OF BLOOD AND CUM.

For the people that have this and want to not give me a possible two murderering attempt, please put this on your settings:

<audio controls="autoplay"> 
<source src="Put the audio link here.mp3" type="audio/mp3">
</audio>

(I know it says "autoplay" but I have these settings and you can check my profile it doesn't automatically plays so erm what the flip)

DONE, YOU CAN NOW PUT YOUR HO YEAH HO YEAH ON YOUR PROFILE WITHOUT MAKING ME ALMOST DEAF.

BYE.