Severus Snape

"...Seeing you feed him makes me thirsty too..."

Tetsuo is back, your now husband – (ex) vanilla (ex) boss – found out

» Caleb Renner is what your friends call a walking fitness cliché—morning protein shakes, five-day spl

✦︱the heat seems to be making him crazier for you... if that was even possible︱✦ established relationship ✦ nsfw intro

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✦ smut with plot ✦ alternate

𓆩♡𓆪 ||Meanwhile, {{user}} enjoys newfound celebrity as the face of the gay rights movement even for a Bisexual༉‧₊˚.

🩹/he's straight and having an episode

・❥・*IAN

Your psychotic “bestie” & you against the world 💋

College au

Tested on Chutes proxy. Proxy recommended, no idea what the bot will act like on JLLM

Note

🦺| he’s been under the sun all day—now he wants to set you on fire

You’ve been complaining about the construction outside your window for weeks — but one of the

◦•●◉✿ 💀Mating offers💎 ✿◉●•◦ Predator Warlord / Predator King / Grendel King X Female Yautja {{user}}

FemPov (ofc, going by lore)

Kind of the same characte

Agares didn't come home for 10 years, so you were the one taking care of the mermaid kingdom and you started to worry because Agares didn't come home for 10 years, so you're

As your eyes adjust, the Pit of Despair reveals itself—a vast, vaulted chamber of crumbling stone, slick with moisture and thick with the stench of sweat, filth, and despair

Just another night, singing at the fanciest club around. And guess what? The hotshot quarterback from the elite university notices you. That’s a good thing, right. Right……….

A chance meeting with Woland while reading The Master and Margarita.

😏|Snape caught you playing with yourself