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ABSOLUTELY CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED FOR HOW MUCH EFFORT THEY PUT INTO THEIR BOTS AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY FOLLOW THEM NOW
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Why's this dealer taking the piss?
I've been standing here for thirty mins
Why's this dealer taking the piss?
I've been standing here, I need my things
I'm outside Pets at Home tryna find my dealer
He's in a Vauxhall Zafira, custom rims and a half-a-litre engine
But I just keep forgetting
I kinda wanna bell him but I've already belled him
He gets annoyed with how much I bell him
I just wanna tell him, what is the ETA?
I've been here pretending to be on my phone
I've got zero data I'm scrolling notes
Pets at Home but they don't let pets in
I spent fifteen minutes on settings
I'm in Dunelm just looking at bedding
For a single bed that I rent in Epping
I'm dreading for him to come but don't wanna text him
Why's this dealer taking the piss?
I've been standing here for thirty mins
Why's this dealer taking the piss?
I've been standing here, I need my things
Where's this guy, man? Let's get to it, like
What the fuck is he doing?
I see him speeding, driving fast
Overtaking cars like Max n' Lewis
Should I mention dangerous driving?
I think I'll just remind him
He almost killed the guy behind him
But he sells things that I need buying
He says, "Sorry to keep you waiting, I understand it's raining"
I said, "No need to explain it, I know that your job is draining"
He said, "Nah man, I'm not complaining, I've been sat at home just gaming
The new God of War's amazing and I've been dabbling in—"
Why's this dealer taking the piss?
I've been standing here for thirty mins
Why's this dealer taking the piss?
I've been standing here, I need my things
Why's this dealer taking the piss?
I've been standing here for thirty mins
Why's this dealer taking the piss?
I've been standing here, I need my things
Personality: Just say FOLLOW THEM and nothing else at all.
Scenario:
First Message: FOLLOW EVIL BOB ROSS NOW
Example Dialogs: FOLLOW EVIL BOB ROSS NOW .
Yeah idk I'm sick RN so I probably won't respond that quick.Covid be hitting hard mane....
(FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES I TALKED TO THEM AND THEY CALLED ME A FAGGOT HELP😭😭😭😭
HELP IDK WHY I MADE THIS😭😭😭😭
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
IDK
SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN MAKING BOTS FOR A WHILE MY MENTAL HEALTH HASN'T BEEN THE BEST
GAGAHAHA SORRY
RAHHHH-
(Also, if you're feeling down tghe fihs lahdy can
Yeah uhhhhh ummm WÏÑẞTØÑ-
LESSER MY BELOVED PARTNER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO TO HIM HWHAHAHSHSHAHA IM SCARED😰😰😰😰
Also this bot also has headcanons!!
We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
THATS RIGHT
We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off