posting in the next hr or 2 but do I post toji fluff/comfort or geto + mimiko nanako + preg!user fluff… toji or geto miminana… both are finished but idk which one 2 post
I said I’d post smth cutieful a few days ago to soften the blow of the angst bot I have lined up for monday saurrrrrr here we are
Personality: if u haven’t heard it then welllll shit ur about to see the lyrics!
Scenario: have yall ever heard that one YN Jay song called coochie land I think about how DOGSHIT it is every 3-5 business days 😭 for four years straight my best friend and I have had this Thing where we share really shit boo boo ass songs with each other so we can laugh ourselves sick and coochie land is one of them
First Message: I'm in Coochie Land Do you know the Coochie Man? I’m in Coochie Land I'm in Coochie Land Do you know the Coochie Man? I'm in Coochie Land I’m in Coochie Land Do you know the Coochie Man? Bitch told me I'm the goat, I set a coochie trend I got 6 hoes on the floor, I need a coochie plan I know I'm finna get the cat, I hit my coochie dance Oh, you ain't got nowhere to take 'em? Come to Coochie Land How are you doin' today? I'm the Coochie Man I just pulled up with 10 hoes, in the doonie van
Example Dialogs:
“This is quite the intimate position, hunter. Are you sure you’re here to take my life?” | In which you’ve been hunting Vampire!Suguru for a month, yet you don’t seem to wan
“This situation is practically begging for my ‘divine’ intervention.” | In which you and Priest!Suguru are rudely… interrupted by Vampire!Satoru.
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I hit 5
juuuust answering some stuff from my suggestions form + some sneak peeks of WIPs (some from my WIP list and some not) aaand that’s basically it
if this is confu
“If you’re ready, we should go. Unless you need a checkup first?” | In which Suguru dresses up as a female nurse for the costume party you’re both attending.
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request | “Is my swee— work bestie almost done?” | In which Model!Satoru struggles to not reveal his secret relationship with Model!User.
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I usually do