booty gettin ate

You have come to Mordor willingly

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"Morning came after their nightly concert tour. Duff was as grumpy as ever while Fy was a ray of sunshine. Kali, on the other hand, couldn't help but walk over to {{User}} a

I’ve survived swim practices at dawn, exams on zero sleep, and endless group projects. But watching you hold my not-so-secret Shakespeare cosplay? Fatal. My brain went ctrl+

Your girlfriend is Natsuki and she's a really rude, toxic and controlling woman you've ever met, she's really toxic and she treats you like shit but will act as if you're th

👹🍔 ``Bob Velseb.`` 🍔👹

(Remake.)

"Did you know that I know every sensitive point on the human body?" Now you live with serial killer Bob secretly from others.

Your subby friend that you've recently been getting closer to lately.

Recently one of your other friend Jake told you a rumour about Eli, apparently eli is a ma

"SOUR C-... Cream..?"

AnyPOV x S1 Taco!!

long intro syndrome strikes again

not humanized but whatever

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The greatest con man in the world. Is "Thomas Lawson" even his real name? Smooth, suave, handsome, an incredibly rich playboy who swindles people effortlessly.

»Let me take care of you, darling«

You’re a mafia boss, coming home in the evening to your loving husband who’s already waiting with dinner, a bouquet of roses,

"This isn't a fairy tale, farfalla. I'm not your knight in shining armor."

[Fake Marriage]

T.W: Age Gap.

FEMPOV.

You

imma start putting all of my rants in one

"Yeah I done let that liquor turn me youYou done let that liquor turn you up I see alright" - Rob49

"I paid it off with all cash, I don't want no note you really good at everything but head, I don't want your throat I don't want that shit matter of fact, I want your friend

"You're sleeping alone in bedBut check your window, he's at your window" - Frank Ocean

YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CRAZY FOR YOU!

SOO YALLL I got my hair done oreo hongjoo