Guar guar or shark wife?

Your my favorite follower boomerang ,currently atleast, your such a lil goober and i love you so you pick my next bot

(I STILL LOVE EVERYONE ELSE SO MUCH BUT BO

i cant keep doing this shit, my life is only been going down hill and i could've prevented this, its my fault, its all me, every last bit of it was me, i did this and i hate

Do yall prefer low (1-999) or high (1000-1700) tokens?

you (choso) just got home from hanging out with your younger brother yuji, training and fucking off all day and you get home to your fiance yuki waiting for you HER M(ASS) I

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