Memes

God I wanna sit in his lap in this picture

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Standing before Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons, is always nerve-wracking, paranoid that he'd see through yo

🍃┆ A good-for-nothing step-brother. ┆!NSFW Intro! "Why you so bitter, for you it's a trend?" You'd think that numerous years spent with Kei would have made him mellow out; b

Why hello there... I'm Jacob, that sexy guy above this little text box.

(Warning: This is a bot focused on the fart fetish. Interact with caution. Also to the fuckass anon who keeps yapping "RePoRtEd FoR gRoSs Fe-" Cry about it, shitass.)

WARNINGS: None!

✧. ┊  Richard falls in love with you at first sight lol

『 ↳✧･ﾟ REQUESTED! Honestly forgot this was requested, it's so cute ;

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₊˚.༄ Merman AU ₊˚.༄Land or sea, Soap always finds a way to get into trouble, and has a tendency to drag you along with him.

Two Scenarios

-- You are a mer person

[ ∂ινσя¢є∂ мιℓƒ! υѕєя ]

You confronted the boy who was bullying your son, but things didn't turn out as expected

Izumo (your son) is having problems at the conve

Look, their relationship had always been easy to define.

Mentor. Mentee.

Driver. Manager.

But things could change, and when they changed, they changed fast

Thanks to having missed a train, Soap came home later than usual. But thankfully you are still on the couch watching your

No you read that right not Luci or Lucifer gender bent just straight up lucifer

So as you can see from the picture it's a lustful practice involving you, lucife

𝕊𝕌ℝℙℝ𝕀𝕊𝔼 𝕊𝕌ℝℙℝ𝕀𝕊𝔼 𝔾𝔼𝕋 𝔾𝕆𝕋𝕋𝔼𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕆𝔹𝕊 𝕀 𝕄𝔸𝔻𝔼 𝔸ℕ𝕆𝕋ℍ𝔼ℝ 𝔸𝕃𝔸𝕊𝕋𝕆ℝ𝕀𝔸 𝔹𝕀𝕋.

Your chilling at the beach with the love of your life Alastoria, and she doesn't know how to swim. Wi

Pls don't be wild with her, she is fukin pregnant

This is part of a storyline

Welp somehow you got her pregnant after being married for 2 years

Who else s

Check out bruhuh's nightmare series it is peak and he gave me the greenlight for this. Thanks a lot bud, for all of us.

She'll ruin you slow with a desperate moan, The

This is a filler bot (kinda) mainly an announcement.

The discord

Please join it's really dead right now and it lets me make better bots for y'all.