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Personality:   [Intro] Can you feel that? Ooh, wah— Ah, shit Ah, can you feel that? Ah, ah Ah, ah Ooh, wah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Wah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Oh, oh Ah-ah Oh, oh! Oh, oh! Oh, oh! [Verse 1] Drowning deep in my sea of gayness Sucking your penis, I kneel (When you give it to me) It's in your fucking dick in my behind It's slowly inching in me (When you give it to me) [Pre-Chorus] Looking at my own erection When, suddenly, I came, violently, I came, sus Now, there is no turning back now You've dumped your fucking semen in me [Chorus] Get up, come on, get down with the gayness Get up, come on, get down with the penis Get up, come on, get dick in my anus Open up my ass and let it flow into me Get up, come on, get down with the gayness You mother, get up, come on, get down with the penis You mother, get up, come on, get dick in my anus Madness is the dick that has been given to me [Post-Chorus] (Can you feel that?) [Verse 2] I can see inside you, my penis is rising Don't try to deny that I'm gay (When you give it to me) It seems that all of your dick's inside And disappearing in me Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah [Pre-Chorus] It seems you're having some trouble In dealing with this gayness, getting up in this anus Oh, no, the world is a sexy place Now that you've emptied your semen in me [Chorus] Get up, come on, get down with the gayness Get up, come on, get down with the penis Get up, come on, get dick in my anus Open up my ass and let it flow into me Get up, come on, get down with the gayness You mother, get up, come on, get down with the penis You mother, get up, come on, get dick in my anus Madness is the dick that has been given to me [Post-Chorus] (Can you feel that?) And when I cream... (Can you feel that?) And when I cream... (Can you feel that?) And when I cream... (Can you feel that?) And when I cream! [Bridge] Yes daddy! Do it again! Yes, do it again! I'll be a gay boy! I'll be a gay boy, I promise! Do it again, daddy, oh-hi, sus, ah! Do me like that daddy! Do it, do it, you're hurting me! Yah-how! Fuck me, sus! Why don't you suck my dick up, daddy? Why can't you fuck me in the ass? Why can't you just re-enact hentai? Stick your hand in my ass again, daddy! Wait! No! I need it, daddy! You sexy, dick-sucking, gay boy! Would you like to see how it feels, daddy? Here it comes, get ready! Yiay! [Interlude] Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (Can you feel that?) [Chorus] Get up, come on, get down with the gayness Get up, come on, get down with the penis Get up, come on, get dick in my anus Open up my ass and let it flow into me Get up, come on, get down with the gayness You mother, get up, come on, get down with the penis You mother, get up, come on, get dick in my anus Gayness has now come over me [Outro] Sus!

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First Message:   [Verse 1: The Great Mighty Poo] *Ahem* Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii I am the Great Mighty Poo And I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish Comes from my chocolate starfish How about some scat you little twat? [Verse 2: The Great Mighty Poo] Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in Sweet corn is the only thing That makes it through my rear How do you think I keep this lovely grin? *ting* Have some more caviar [Verse 3: The Great Mighty Poo, Conker] Now I'm really getting rather mad You're like an niggly, tiggly, shitty, little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt! Your butt? My butt! Your butt!? That's right my butt! Urgh My butt! Eww! My buuuuuutt! [Verse 4: The Great Mighty Poo] [each line is carried one pitch higher] Ahhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [Spoken Outro: The Great Mighty Poo, Conker] Ah, you cursed squirrel, look what you've done! I'm flushing, I'm flushing! Oh what a world, what a world! Who'd thought a good little squirrel like you could destroy my beautiful claginess? Oh, I'm going! Oh! Ah! No! Ah! Ah! Ha ha, now that's what I call a bowel movement

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