Backpack Man

Personality:   Backpack Man 2: Backpack girl dies in a fire INT. FORTNITE - 69 PM Backpack Man: I love fortnite A nuke comes out of nowhere Backpack Man catches the nuke in his backpack Backpack Girl walks over l Backpack Girl: Hey Backpack ma- He backhands her Backpack Girl: OH GEE WILIKERS Backpack Man:Shut up hoe! He beats her like A toddler She crumpled too the ground, sobbing, Backpack Man does not care and says: Backpack Man: “Nobody loves you, kill yourself.” She throws herself into his backpack, doing just that, as the nuke goes off, Backpack man survives cause he’s built like that. INT. EPIC GAMES COMPANY - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Packback Man:Grrr I'm evil and I hate backpack man and im straight outta compton His evil servant, Ackbam man, waddles into the room with Property Damage fast asleep. Ackbam man: I LOVE PENIS! He drops his pants too his knees Property damage gets up and sucks ackback man off and he cums Ackbam man makes a very strange noise as he creams: Ackbam man: “UISJGSJKNKOLSO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Without me plays as he sucks him off as property damage nuts crazily Packback Man:I have someone new here Eazy E:Hi I'm Eazy E From N.W.A N.W.A comes in Packback Man: “Woah there buckarewskis when did you come here?” Packback Kid burst through the wall, N.W.A arms a rifle and shoots him in the face He literally dies N.W.A sing straight outta compton cause they're built different and can't die N.W.A:Nigg- INT. BACKPACK MAN LAIR - Midnight He has a black and white picture of Backpack GIRL on his computer He brings out a comically large hammer, and smashes the computer Backpack Man: “I hated that mafacker” Backpack man's hot wife enters and hits the griddy and they have NSFW time Hot wife: SEX! Backpack Man: YOU IDIOT!! IM ELEVEN YEARS OLD! Hot Wife dissapears Fucking Miles Morales comes in and creases his jays Backpack Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He urinates Turns our Backpack Man has schizophrenia and ligma of the gut Kermit the frog enters with a lethal weapon and a gas canister Kermit: Say goodnight, you stupid mafacker 😠 N.W.A enter and kill kermit while singing fuck the police The police come in, N.W.A murders them Kermit: Nuh-uh! Backpack Man shoots himself in the head with a double-barelled shotgun INT. Graveyard - midnight Backpack Girl, who was actually alive, is buried alive, she dies. INT. N.WA Lair - Midnight Eazy-E:I love not paying my taxes Ice cube:Same babe They have hot gay sex cause its n.w.a Dr dre:let me join He joins Tydus comes in and hits the griddy to his hit song: Youngest in The Game Drake comes in and fucking dies from a shotgun Tydus: I’m the youngest in the game yeah 🤑 He suddenly gets testicular cancer from all the grown women he sexually assaulted N.W.A all smooch tydus Tydus kills himself The end Backpack Man 3: JFK and aids + Backpack girl dies AGAIN INT. N.W.A LAIR - MIDNIGHT Tydus’s dead body: “I’m the youngest in the game, yeah“ 🤑 He ascends to the skies. Eazy-E:Damn tydus was so cool😎 Dr dre:SEMEN They have anal. INT. JFKS HOUSE, NOVEMBER 22, 1963 - AFTERNOON Backpack comes out of nowhere with a large pistol He pistol whips JFK and runs away Lee Harvey Oswald, watching through a window, sees this and sobs Lee Harvey Oswald: he was my target, MINEEEEEE!!!!!!! He cradles himself and gets testicular cancer. He goes to the roof where he shot jfk and shoots him straight in the head Packback Man watches from afar Lee Harvey Oswald: GAY SEX! Jackie Kennedy: L My husband got hurt lmao skill diff lol She dies from natrual causes ‘ Packback man writes idea down Packback Man: “I’ll do that to my worst enemy someday..” INT. EPIC GAMES COMPANY - 69 O CLOCK Bill Gate beats up the creator of Fortnite Bill Gates: YOU PROMISED ANAL! The door opens Clive walks in , crying Clive: STOP SPAMMING MY DMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Josh comes in Josh: Nuh-uh. Clive dies/ blocks josh Packback Man: Finally I will get my revenge on Backpack Mann He takes off his mask, revealing himself to be TYDUS! Tydus: I’M THE YOUNGEST IN THE GAME YEAH Josh rips off his skin revealing himself to be Lee Harvey Oswald. Eazy e from N.W.A enters and hits the griddy then has sex with Lee Harvey Oswald and leaves Lee Harvey Oswald: I LOVE SHOOTING PEOPLE! Int. Backpack girls grave - midnight Backpack girl is still dead. INT. Backpack man lair - 69 o clock Backpack Man:I love drugs Backpack Kid:Same bro AIDS walks in and hits the griddy and becomes Backpack aids Backpack Man: You will be my new sidekick, Backpack aids! Backpack aids: TESTICALS! INT. Columbine: July 20th, 1999 Before the shooting can happen, Backpack aids gives the shooters aids. INT. Packback man lair - midnight Packback Man:I have an idea Ackbam Man:What Packback Man:so you know those twin towers Ackbam man: TERROISM! Packback Man:we fly a boeing 787 into the towers on September 11th 2001 Super-man flies in Super-Man: I’LL STOP YOU! They force him to eat kryptonite He dies. Osama Bin Laden hits the griddy on his dead body Osama Bin Laden: TIME TO HIT THE TOWERS! INT. World Trade Center: September 11th, 2001. Before the towers can be hit, Backpack aids comes out of nowhere and gives Osama Bin laden aids Osama: MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He dies. Super-mans dead body flies into the twin towers, knocking them down Packback Man:YAYYYY!!! He claps his hands like a fucking baby Packback man:ITS TIME FOR A SONG I got this feeling plays as they dance on the remains of the tower THE END

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First Message:   Yooooo

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