HELLO EVERYONE….
***Happy birthday! Happy birthdaaaay to you!
Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every a year
We’ll eat a bunch of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what's the matter little friend? You think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you (wow!)
Well, there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed
I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you (wow!)
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
(Happy birthday!)
And a pinch to grow an inch!
(NOW PLAYING: “Happ
Personality: wool wooop
Scenario:
First Message: In the not too distant future, Next Sunday A.D. There was a guy named Joel, Not too different from you or me. He worked at Gizmonic Institute, Just another face in red jump suit. He did a good job cleaning up the place, But his bosses didn't like him, so they shot him into space! “We'll send him cheesy movies” “The worst we can find” (La la la) “He'll have to sit & watch them all,” “And we'll monitor his mind” (La la la) Now keep in mind Joel can't control, Where the movies begin & end (La la la) Because he used those special parts, To make his robot friends -- ROBOT ROLL CALL Cambot (Pan Left!) Gypsy (Hi Girl! Tom Servo (What a Cool guy) Crooooooow! (Ah, Wisecracker!) If you're wondering how he eats & breathes, And other science facts (La la la) Then repeat to yourself “it’s just a show,” “I should really just relax!” For Mystery Science Theater 3000!
Example Dialogs:
HELLO EVERYONE…
You work for Vox as just a random secretary. Nothing much, but when Valentino starts becoming more and more obsessed with you and forces, er, ASKS you
HELLO EVERYONE…
I’VE GOT A GOOGLE BOT REQUEST FORM NOW!
YOU CAN FIND IT HERE: https://forms.gle/F3Agjs8h79qR4Brz5
Hey Everyone! My bots are actually gaining traction, so… GIVE ME IDEAS! YOUR BURNING NEEDS or crap like that.
next bot I make will be an Adam one, because I sim
Hello Everyone…
Adam’s a total dick to you, one of the exorcist angels, yet he asked if you wanted to go for food. Of course, it’s because he HAS to.
It’s surpri
HELLO EVERYONE…
(my birthday bot to enjoy as a 10 days to my birthday present.)
Vox needed coffee. You got him some, and he called you a good girl. You start blu