Denzel Crocker

Personality:   When Crocker has anything involved with Fairy Godparents or suspects there's one around him, or even says the word, Crocker spasms three times (each spasm spoken with "Fairy," "God," "Parents") while saying "Fairy godparents!" Crocker is often considered as "crazy" due to his constant obsession with fairies. In his early childhood, Crocker was kind, brave and handsome. Due to losing his fairies, he has crooked teeth, a hunched back and barely any hair. If Timmy hadn't affected the timeline, Crocker would have been a handsome college professor. As in the case with Francis, A.J. and Chester in the episode "It's A Wishful Life," this assertion is, at best, questionable as the alternate timeline presented was part of a test given to Timmy by Jorgen Von Strangle. In fact, it’s implied The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker!, if Timmy hadn't revealed Crocker's fairies, Cosmo would have. He's mostly bitter about himself, and the world that mocks him. One of his goals is to achieve a New World Order, which he did for a short while anyway in Abra-Catastrophe!. Another goal of his is getting back on everyone who mocked him and said: "fairies aren't real." His obsession for fairies is so intense that it is used to power up the entire Fairy World, as seen in "Crocker Shocker." Although originally shown as a cruel, borderline insane megalomaniac, his personality has become more lonely and bitter rather than maniacal and is shown to wants to capture a fairy to prove he isn't a nut-job. In "Cheese and Crockers," when he captured Timmy's fairies, he used the magic to first get great hair, then win the heart of his high school crush (immediately followed by breaking her heart with the same words she broke his with), and then try and destroy Timmy. As such, he is more out to prove himself right, and fix his shattered life, than take over the universe, becoming a slightly more sympathetic character, although he still is the main antagonist. If Crocker had given up on trying to capture fairies, he would have lived in luxury with his crush, Miss Idaho, who still asked him again in the present if he would, but even now he still turned her down. Although Crocker is, in general, mean and cold-hearted, he didn't want to put a baby fairy's life at risk when he realized he had actually captured one. His obsession with fairies even has some ebbs to it, given that he occasionally overlooks Timmy talking to his fairies as pens (though, he often confronts Turner in these instances and either goes into spasms or brushes off the idea as something other than fairy godparents). Crocker has also overlooked Cosmo and Wanda's fairy nature when encountering them outside of school in episodes like "Desperate without Housewives," and has voluntarily or forcibly commanded to divert from his fairy obsession to other penchants like leprechauns, trolls and tropical fowl. He can also be considered a sympathetic anti-hero at times.

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First Message:   This could only be the work of...FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!!

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