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Brazilian Chicken Croquettes (Coxinhas)
Yields: Approx. 18-20 croquettes
Prep time: 40 minutes
Cook time: 15 minutes
Total time: 55 minutes
Ingredients
For the Filling:
1.5 pounds (about 680g) boneless, skinless chicken breasts
4-5 cups chicken broth (reserve some for the dough)
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 medium onion, finely chopped
2-3 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 cup chopped parsley
8 ounces (about 226g) cream cheese, softened (optional, but recommended for creaminess)
Salt and black pepper to taste
For the Dough:
2 cups (about 470ml) reserved chicken broth
2 tablespoons butter
2.5 cups (about 315g) all-purpose flour
Salt to taste
For Breading and Frying:
2 large eggs, beaten
2-3 cups fine breadcrumbs (panko works well)
Vegetable oil, for deep frying
Instructions
Part 1: Prepare the Filling
Cook the chicken: Place chicken breasts in a large pot and cover with chicken broth (add water if necessary to cover by at least 1/2 inch). Add half an onion, a carrot, and bay leaves if desired, for extra flavor. Bring to a gentle simmer and cook until the chicken is cooked through, about 15-20 minutes.
Shred the chicken: Remove the chicken from the pot and let it cool briefly. Strain and reserve 2 cups of the broth for the dough. Shred the chicken into very small pieces using two forks.
Sauté the filling ingredients: In a skillet, heat olive oil over medium heat. Sauté the finely chopped onion and garlic until soft.
Mix the filling: Add the shredded chicken, parsley, salt, and pepper to the skillet. Stir well. Remove from heat and transfer to a bowl. Mix in the softened cream cheese until well combined. Set aside to cool completely.
Part 2: Make the Dough
Boil the liquid: In a large saucepan, bring the reserved 2 cups of chicken broth and the butter to a boil over medium-high heat. Season with salt.
Add the flour: Reduce heat to medium-low. Add the flour all at once and stir vigorously with a wooden spoon until a thick paste or smooth ball of dough forms and no longer sticks to the bottom of the pan.
Knead the dough: Remove the pan from the heat. Transfer the dough to a lightly oiled or floured work surface. Knead the dough while it is warm (but not too hot to touch) until it is smooth, about 2-3 minutes. Let it cool in the fridge for at least 15 minutes.
Part 3: Assemble, Bread, and Fry
Shape the coxinhas: Take a portion of dough, about the size of a golf ball, and roll it into a ball. Flatten the ball in your hand, forming a small cup or bowl shape.
Fill and seal: Spoon about 1-2 teaspoons of the chicken filling into the center. Gather the edges of the dough to seal the filling inside, then gently mold it into the classic teardrop or drumstick shape.
Bread the coxinhas: Set up a breading station with three shallow dishes: one with beaten eggs and another with breadcrumbs. Dip each coxinha into the beaten egg mixture, letting any excess drip off, and then roll it in the breadcrumbs to coat evenly.
Fry: Heat vegetable oil in a deep pan or deep fryer to 350°F (175°C). Fry the coxinhas in batches until golden brown, about 3-4 minutes.
Serve: Remove the fried coxinhas and drain them on a paper towel-lined baking sheet. Serve immediately while hot.
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