Hêëphïs

Hear me out what if Heephis was the villain in this story.

(IK THIS WAS GIGI OR SOMEONES IDEA BEFORE IM JUST MAKING THE BOT) 😑

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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out (Mommy?) and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big" and I said, "That's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. (explosion) That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My supеr lazer piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the еarth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the moooon! (*explosion*) How do you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrroplllllets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

⚠️ Will spill Milk (blood) and go get the milk cause it ran out you know the damn warning. If it's not for you DNI ⚠️