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I hate Lego Monkie Kid s5 (LMK RANT reupload)

(this is a reupload rant, i swear to god if somebody messes around with my acc i'll go insane- mf this is my acc i can do whatever the fuck i want ion care if it's on janitor.ai ๐Ÿ˜ญ)

uhh before i start; there's some s5 spoilers so don't read if you don't wanna get spoiled and trigger warning!!! ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“ my opinion!!! if you're so butthurt or offended of my opinion then i don't wanna see you crying in the comments, shut the fuck up and put on your mother's makeup lmfao.

i. do. not. like. this. season.

i think it sucks ass and i hate it.

and before you say something, no- no i don't hate this season because of the animation, the animation is very good and i have no problems with it.

LMK season 5 feels so fucking RUSHED, it doesn't even make any sense for my dumbass small brain, especially the damn ships like shadowpeach or dragonfruit shoved down my damn throat deeply making me gag and sob; especially shadowpeach holy shit.

And i feel sad the fact Nezha didn't have much screentime or maybe at least a proper impact on this season, i legitimately thought he was going to have more screentime, especially how they written Li Jing??? what the fuck did the writes take while writing?? the way they portrayed him as a d-dad t-t-that j-just does t-tough l-love ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜” and not how he really was in JTTW or other books is insane, i've read some chapters of the JTTW book back in the day when i was young and Li Jing was nothing but an actual asshole and a jackass. i don't wanna see that whack ass excuse "o-oh jttw! Li Jing and lmk! Li Jing are different!!!!" like they use for Macaque. He provided VERY LITTLE TO THE FUCKING PLOT, WHAT WAS THE POINT IN ADDING HIM?? Of all the characters, wouldnt it make more sense to add ERLANG SHEN??? The writers are pissing me off at this point.

This entire season was just feeding fans delusions because everyone started simping for Li Jing and kept pissing about making dragonfruit/shadowpeach canon, and it's gross. And it's annoying how supposedly Erlang is seen as a heavily disliked character somehow so the writers on the team refuse to add him EVEN WHEN IT MAKES MORE SENSE HE WAS THERE RATHER THAN LI JING.

and oh my god don't even get me fucking started how the writers portrayed Erlang Shen as the "bad" guy. "o-oh he hurt my poor s-sweet b-baby wukong because he burnt flower fruit mountain!! ๐Ÿฅบ" with all due respect, Wukong is my favorite but if y'all read the book properly instead of reading to make pregnant sex shadowpeach porn all the fucking time, all will know Wukong deserved it too, and anyways, it's said Erlang burnt down FFM which is very fair enough if you've read the book knowing Wukong disrespected Erlang's family grave. It's a silly reason to hate Erlang because not only a few chapters after he and Wukong literally call each other brothers and part on good terms. Someone on the writing team HATES Erlang Shen and LMK fandom does too just because of that ONE MOMENT in JTTW, which makes my head hurt so damn much.

there was some people who shitted their diapers about the animation but i didn't care for that, i only cared for the storyline and now....s5 lmk plot is boring, it's fucking lame.

the only interesting episodes i watched was the snake twink guy, Nuwa's appearance, and Mk and Wukong fight where Mk put a curse on Wukong or smthin like that in chinese dub, everything else other episodes was fucking boring as shit.

and i knowwwww 100% lmk fans are gonna shit themselves over my opinion and attack me but listen....

ION GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU SAY LMFAOOOOO GO SUCK A 12 INCH DICK ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ because first of all; this is my opinion expressing my thoughts towards LMK s5 whether you like it or not, i am self aware and know the fact lmk fans are happy, giggling and curling their toes over "guys omg!!!! shadowpeach/dragonfruit canon!!!! it melts my heart!!!!"๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ like dawg shut the fuck up ๐Ÿ˜ญ the ships thing isn't even my main issue or problem anyway, my main issue and

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