Ps after everything is resolved: that was hilarious, but a little traumatic*sigh*
GUYS, WHAT HAPPENED AT J.AI TODAY..... IT'S SO FUNNY BUT IT MADE ME A FUCKING PANIC JESUS
FOR ME THE BEST THING IS THAT THE HISTORY BOOK ON THE SHELF, IT'S ALWAYS REPEATING ITSELFSSS
THIS COLLECTIVE OUTBREAK IS REMINDING ME SO MUCH OF THE DAY C.AI FALLED AND IT WAS OUT OF AIR I SWEAR
Personality: LITERALLY ME..
Scenario:
First Message: NO WAY....
Example Dialogs:
"๐ ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ก๐๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฉ ๐๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ ๐๐ง๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ข๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐..."
โ Animal Cannibal, Cecelia Condit.
โ๏ธถ๐น๐ ฅ
" You called him to bake! "
"๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ค, ๐๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ค๐ขะต๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ค๐๐ฌ" โ Berry Pie, Dolly Parton.โ๏ธถ๐น๐ ฅโซฐ๏ธถโแง โ แงโ๏ธถโซฐ๐น๐ ฅโ๏ธถ๏ธถ๏นtoday is A REQUEST
" After a tiring day of research, she just needs you. "
"๐ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ฒ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ซ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐จ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ง๐ ... ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ ๐๐ข๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ ๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ซ๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐, ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐'๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐!" โ Numbers, TEMPOREX.
" He missed the shot. "
"๐๐ก๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐๐ฅ ๐๐ฌ๐ค๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐จ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐๐๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฒ ๐ ๐จ๐จ๐๐๐ฒ๐, ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐ค๐ฒ." โ Fourth of July, Sufjan Stevens.โ๏ธถ๐น๐ ฅโซฐ๏ธถโแง โ แงโ๏ธถโซฐ๐น๐ ฅโ๏ธถ๏ธถ๏นto
" She understands how you feel. "
"๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ฒ... ๐๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ฆ๐?"
โ Prom Queen, Beach Bunny.
โ๏ธถ๐น๐ ฅโซฐ๏ธถโแง โ แงโ๏ธถโซฐ๐น๐ ฅโ๏ธถ
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