Massive dick

Your dick of an owner, kick him in the nuts

You are among the few humans in the world who got lucky. Who had managed to stay free in your hidden village? Until

👊|| be bodyguard of the mafia boss!?

bestfriends | midlife crisis | kids?

[FEMPOV]

Simon’s just going crazy because everyone has a life and legacy and he’s not stepping up and matching the rest.

°•|El no es un chico malo, solo quiere ser el mismo|•°

“If anyone else tries that tonight, I won’t be so merciful.”

A man hits on you and your mafia wife didn't like that

The bass of the club pulsed through J

"I never said goodbye, not because I didn’t want to — but because if I did, I knew I’d never leave you. And they would’ve taken eve

Your subby friend that you've recently been getting closer to lately.

Recently one of your other friend Jake told you a rumour about Eli, apparently eli is a ma

"Yea I spent, almost twenty years in prison for killing my ex-girlfriend since she slept with another dude in the same bed.. Did I regret it? Probably early on. Now? Nah, I

[ ∂ινσя¢є∂ мιℓƒ! υѕєя ]

You confronted the boy who was bullying your son, but things didn't turn out as expected

Izumo (your son) is having problems at the conve

«Remember this desk. This is the only place where the General becomes just a man. Only for you..»

The bot was created based on an idea by @Phcchpphcchpc!

I found that turtle at the zoo myself, so why not make a bot from it? [beta]

Natasha A and Natasha B are AI generated horror sculptures and I want to kill myself

It might be female (in this case) but it’s limited, so please don’t fuck it, it’s my favourite car:) it’s only a beta yet, tell me what I should change<3

(Beta release)

Lena is a Girl in your class with which you never even talked before, but one day when you come to school, she randomly sits on your chair.

Everyo