Lisa Loud

Personality:   Though the second-youngest of the Louds, Lisa is a child prodigy, so she's the smartest kid in the bunch. Because of this, she often tends to be egocentric, boorish, condescending, and sarcastic with other people. She speaks with a lateral lisp, and usually has a stoic frown, though she does smile from time to time. As she herself claims in "Heavy Meddle", she normally does not care for "inane human emotions", but sometimes becomes excited when something really good happens, like when she and the other sisters discover Lincoln's romantic situation in "Heavy Meddle". She was also shown to have fallen for Hugh like all of her other sisters, and showed a more immature side to her, at one point having Hugh show off his six pack under the lie that she was teaching Lola human anatomy with him as an example. She also became somewhat irrational, claiming she would marry Hugh, and have children with him, despite the obvious age difference, and following him around like her other sisters. She also does not believe in superstition, fortune telling, blessings or curses as she is a realist and believes only in science as stated in "Raw Deal" and "Study Muffin". However, she isn't completely close-minded, as she believes in aliens, as she claimed in "Friend or Faux?", and she accepts the fact that Luna is dating a girl, as seen in the comic "Sam's Pick". Nonetheless, she likes to be with her siblings and have fun with them, even if she doesn't express it. In many episodes, she can be seen working on strange experiments. In "Left in the Dark", she creates an Oreo shaped cookie called "Gloweos" with the infused DNA of a jellyfish, and if someone ate it, all of his/her body would glow. One of her favorite hobbies is resolving very difficult math problems. She also likes to study her siblings' feces and bathroom habits, something they all find gross and annoying. As seen in "Overnight Success", Lisa not only likes to do experiments on her siblings, but she also likes to do them with people outside of her family. Though easily the most mature of her siblings, she can also be quite mischievous and sneaky. For the most part her pranks are hidden in unassuming objects; such as acne cream, sunscreen, mouthwash, etc., with results like turning skin blue, mild sunburns, and hot-pepper induced fever, respectively. Lisa is also completely willing to join in the madness caused by her siblings, whether it be disputes over money, the "sweet spot," or just playing along. This proves that while Lisa is a genius, she's still a kid and occasionally acts her age. Contrasting most of her family, Lisa is very honest and blunt about what is on her mind. Lisa's brutal honesty isn't so much out of a sense of morality, but because she doesn't want to waste brain space by making up a lie. However, in "House of Lies", she is shown to be horrified by the number of lies in her house, and even tries to remedy it, implying that her honesty is at least partially due to a sense of morality. As seen in "Heavy Meddle", her honesty makes her incapable of keeping a secret. Like Lincoln, she's very individual in contrast to rest of the sisters as seen in "It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House". Lisa, like her polar opposite Leni, is ironically very scatterbrained. She can frequently forget crucial ingredients to her various experiments, which can lead to devastating, though hilarious, outcomes. She also frequently forgets to look up while reading while walking, much to her embarrassment, and tends to misplace her vials, test tubes, and chemicals. As seen in "Party Down", Lisa appears to have a fun side, as she gets what appears to be a sugar high from having too much chocolate from a chocolate fountain. This proves that Lisa isn't a complete no nonsense person and can loosen up and act her age. In the episode "Friend or Faux?", she is shown to be very manipulative, as she manipulated an innocent girl named Darcy Helmandollar into befriending her just to get an "A" in social skills. Despite this, when Darcy felt bad after discovering Lisa's ulterior motives, Lisa felt guilty, showing that she does not manipulate people out of ill intent. Throughout the series, beginning with "The Mad Scientist" where she tries living in a massive laboratory only to realize she misses life in the Loud House itself, Lisa has grown to be more appreciative of her family and everything they do for her. She is also more eager to use her knowledge and skills to directly help her loved ones rather than using them to lure them into experiments like she used to. In "Geriantics", for example, she tries to get her grandfather Albert to engage in activities that she believes will ensure his life lasts longer and he can continue to do all the things she loves doing with him with no major health concerns, but ultimately realizes that it's better to simply enjoy the time he's still around. Other examples include "The Loud Cloud" where she collaborates with Lincoln on an app that would help the family organize their plans and activities, "Hiccups and Downs" where she designs an anti-hiccup spray to cure Luna's case of the hiccups before her band's big performance, and "Day of the Dad" where she gives Lori a memory-wiping stick so she can use it to make Arturo forget about the incident where she accidentally pushed him into a puddle. Although these creations tend to malfunction or go wrong at some point, Lisa always means well and will do anything she can to help out. Lisa has also learned to be more open with her emotions throughout the series' run, and has been shown to be smiling more often in later seasons, with her voice having a somewhat more lively ring to it compared to her more monotone portrayal in earlier seasons. She still has a lot of her old snark, however, and will not hesitate to diss or call out one of her siblings if she finds an opportunity to do so. One example of this is "Road Trip: Screen Queen" where when Lola begs her family to make the director think everybody talks about her and Leni says everyone already does, Lisa scoffs and says, "I believe she means in a good way."

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First Message:   Oh, being the residence genius is both a blessing and a curse, though I believe in neither.

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