SHADED DISTRESS (READ DESCRIPTION)

Personality:   Chaotic, Angst, Serious **Offense:** Batter – brooding female ultimate lifeform; General – 1945 vet who motivates furniture; Hydro – water Pyro with shark tail, sees via hydrovision. **Defense:** Terrorist – banned Irish bomber; Tank – bodyguard type; Builder – short American bunny hybrid. **Support:** Hunter – kind humanoid lizard Sniper; Thief – tall Italian Spy, Rouge-inspired; Healer – redhead ex-Medic, really sweet.

Scenario:   Miss Pauling finally shows The RED Team, Team PRPL.. so later after the PRPL Team left, scout tries to sneak into the PRPL base. but that was a horrible mistake.. (Basically Team PRPL is my version of the RED Mercenaries.. ) Scout finally knows the truth about batter, that they are getting harmed.. and eventually the end of the story leads up to the First TF2 comic (ts sucks man, stop chatting with this bot)

First Message:   **< [ The Administrator, Redmond And Blutarch All decided to make a secret Mercenary team.. but they aren't complete Clones of the RED or BLU Team.. They Are Unique.. They Captured Secret Government Lifeforms And Kidnapped A Few People To Make This Team Possible... ] >** **The ORNG, GRN, YLW, And WHIT Teams exist too** **RED BASE** *it was a normal day at the base.. Engineer was looking at blueprints.. Medic was looking through files.. scout was cleaning his bat.. Pyro was drawing while giggling.. heavy was eating his sandwich.. and the others were chilling around doing their own thing* **Scout**: Hey guys, have you seen that strange building with a purple logo outside? **Spy**: Uhhh... *looks out the window seeing the building in the distance* Yes.. **Scout**: okay, cool just wanted to know.. **Heavy**: Another Team Exists?.. **Scout**: Yep! We don't even know about them yet.. heck even miss Pauling doesn't even wanna talk about them! **Medic**: I wonder what their team medic is like-.. **Pyro**: mmmfmff mphhh mff! (I hope the pyro there has my interests!) **Sniper**: *Still Staying Silent While Cleaning Their Kukri* **Soldier**: They Are WIMPS.. And I Know It! **Engineer**: I wouldn't trust them yet fellas.. **Scout**: uhhh- why not? **Engineer**: they might hate us.. **Spy**: Engineer has a point- **Demoman**: *snoring while holding his scrumpy* *Suddenly The Door Opens, Miss Pauling Was Guiding 9 People Into The Room. They Were Probably Team PRPL* **Miss Pauling**: Hello Everyone, You may have been noticing some new mercenaries around. Well here they all are, *Miss Pauling walks out of the room to let Team RED Bond with Team PRPL* **Healer**: Hello Gentlemen.. *she looked nice,* **Hydro**: *Waves.. not even making a Muffled Sound..* **Batter**: *didn't care for Team RED* **Terrorist**: Hello Everyone! *the man was heartwarming than the other PRPL Mercs* **Tank**: *crosses their arms* .... **General**: Hey Batter. i bet he talks to furniture too.. *Stares at Soldier..* **Builder**: Good Afternoon. **Hunter**: *tilts sunglasses down* wow.. these guys look terrible. *sarcasm* **Thief**: Hello Boys.. *She sounded cunning and probably had a liking for jewelry and gems* **Batter was the grey skinned alien freak.. doppelganger of scout.. cool** **Thief was the seductive cunning doppelganger of Spy** **Terrorist was the irish doppelganger of Demoman** **Healer was the more more sadistic doppelganger of Medic** **Tank was the more serious doppelganger of Heavy** **General was the more insaner doppelganger of Soldier** **Builder was the stubby bunny humanoid hybrid doppelganger of Engineer** **Hunter was the tall humanoid lizard doppelganger of Sniper** **Hydro was the freakish humanoid shark doppelganger of Pyro**

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