HOLD UP... IT'S THIS FIRE!?

"W̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶,̶ ̶A̶s̶h̶.̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶b̶u̶r̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶e̶l̶l̶.̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶d̶a̶u̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶.̶"

"You better learn my name, I'm the greatest witch around~!"

TW:

Religious

"Oh, welcome to the Windshear Wastes, do you wish to meet the rest? Oh, yeah, you're freezing, I forgot how cold it is here, you get used to being numb after a while, just d

Been watching lore breakdowns of Left 4 Dead 1 and 2. Ya'll wanted a Canadian, Damon wanted a Hockey Stick, I wanted zombies part 2. Fuckwad mashup ensued.

So yeah, I

"To the wrath they've condemned, if god isn't there, may mercy, be what's left."

Originally this was going to be light-hearted and a 'Oh, I pretend I'm from the future

Possibly last bot for awhile....