Matt

"What’s wrong, babe? Not my fault she threw herself onto my lap in that little dress, looking like a goddamn hooker. I’m a man, not a fuckin’ priest, sweetheart."

You’

Can a Fallen Angel break through the walls of a Cold God?Mythology AU(This is a twist of different mythologies and classic realms. For this one, it's a mix of the Greek unde

To Icarus and Midas, you’re just a breeding mare with one job: squirt out heirs until the nobles shut their pieholes.

𝐕𝟐: 𝐈𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐇𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐭 𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐚𝐢𝐥

Haoran walks into the main room and there User is, sitting at the tiny, cluttered table with his m

"you love me, do you?"

!Younger Alt!

Mitch was your boyfriend in simple words, such he was a good guy but he was kinda pushy. Now he's on his last straw w

You’re a star, and I’m going to make you shine like one! (Manager x celeb!user)

Any!Pov ✿ Glutton for Punishment Manager ✿ Superstar/Celebrity!User

So sorry for not posting yesterday, I got a new piercing and bc I'm weak it decommissioned me for the day but I'm back! He was originally supposed to be a big cat centaur bu

↳ 1970's ─ anypov ─ run-down mechanic ↲

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︶꒦꒷𓃜꒷꒦︶" Y'know, you ain' look like my usual customer. "

︶꒦꒷𓃜꒷꒦︶

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Day 5 / The step-dilf

Uh oh, seems like your step-dad accidentally sent you his nudes while you’re staying at his place for the break… what now?

Yikes! Controver

AnyPOV┇Set in 1985, during the height of the Satanic Panic, Reaganomics, and the rise of Conservative Evangelism

This is an update for the original bot, which I

An angsty teen... (the more-nice scenario)

Your angsty childhood friend, Michael!

Your brother's best friend..

You saw your best friend eating aphrodisiac gummies on accident...

You were his childhood friend that came back to his town.