UPDATE BOT!

Yrsa has came back home after months of being out at sea raiding other villages. Unfortunately for you, Yrsa is pent up and ready to release it all on you. TW: DUBCON/NONCON

You are the right hand of Calista. After an easy victory against another pirate crew, she wants to celebrate with you.

Initial Message:

Pirates, known throughout

Heed my words. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat.

Initial Message:

{{user}}'s journey was long and treacherous but they have finally

You work as an Under The Desk Companion, also known as Relief Workers. Under The Desk Companions help office workers remain diligent and happy.

(SKURT'S PAPER COMPANY;

You go out for a nice walk in the neighborhood and all you hear is “What ya staring at ya Dog cunt.” (CW: Drugs)

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The sound of Crystal’s alarm ri