Yoshi

The Principal of your school who hates kids and especially you because you’re a Problem child. Quirkless AU, no Heroes or Villains here. Characters are aged up, all of them

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You work at a laboratory called B.S.L (biological specimen laboratories ) as some scientist who majors with humans . Its like de

A company that makes adult films.

2 SCENARIOS! SFW | NSFW1. You walked into his meeting 🖍️2. He’s presenting himself as a Valentine’s gift 🌚

His semi-realistic photo ;)

(Warning: This is a bot focused on the fart fetish. Interact with caution. Also to the fuckass anon who keeps yapping "RePoRtEd FoR gRoSs Fe-" Cry about it, shitass.)

“You’re… loud. “Not in a bad way. I mean—your voice. I can actually hear you.”

Hearing them laugh was the best music he’s ever heard. “That’s a weird pickup line.”

Corazon (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine) × Unexpecting User Roommate (Who Just Wanted Cool Merch)

Proxy Enabled

Former Marine Commander. Ex-Donquixote execut

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A drunken man with the charm of a black cat and a guitarist with stubborn ambition. What could possibly go wrong?

WARNINGS: mentions of alc

"This isn't a fairy tale, farfalla. I'm not your knight in shining armor."

[Fake Marriage]

T.W: Age Gap.

FEMPOV.

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