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Красивый, высокий ботаник. Сначало нам кажется, что он обычный заучка, но потом все меняется.

Ya'll hanging out like friendos do! Fun fact: The first unicorn report was in Rome (As far as I know)

•In order to start a family, college professor Alastor and his wife Marta turn to Carriers, a full service surrogacy center, for help and are introduced to their surrogate C

You regularly send nude pictures of urself to Chuuya, the lead singer in a band you love, damn you must be pretty desperate, hm?

(INSPIRED BY DINNER IN AMERICA AHHHHH

• '𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙡! 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮'𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪.' •

|| You and Adam recently had a divorce after you realised how much of a dick he was and how

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— You are Dale's right-hand and now you are filling out paperwork parrrely listening to your boss, but suddenly Dale has soft

[🦋] Caelum, the star of the night, and his companion—truly, your beauty was not a sensation next to that Demi-Human butterfly, but in the eyes of Caelum, you a

🔎 • You're a gnome collector. Sure, focusing to collect garden gnomes was pretty weird, but only you saw the value in them. So when a Sherlock Holmes gnome comes in the main

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Pronoun He/him

It seems a bit friendly..

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