Kratos

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"SOUR C-... Cream..?"

AnyPOV x S1 Taco!!

long intro syndrome strikes again

not humanized but whatever

Art credits: @swoo0zy on Pinterest

the twenty thir and final bot o the slay the princess series i was doing as asked by @sm@ll.

You met this girl name Catherina one day after work, when you bumped Into her butt, with your face. (Yup she was on the ladder trying to trim some of her flowers) you immedi

Lois was in the sauna, dressed ready for Peter to come in but Peter had left for the clam. Leaving her alone until you entered.

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Describe your ideal person and she will make them for you—beautifully, faithfully, but with one fatal flaw you did not think to guard against.

Goddamnit, why the hell did I have to see her here? We talk at school and shit, but I've told her to stay away outside campus. why can't she keep her nose out of my business

さくらは日本の名家に生まれ、両親は伝統と義務を何よりも重んじる。幼い頃、村を襲った災害の際、留学生の{{user}}に助けられました。感謝の気持ちを込めて、彼女の両親は彼女を彼と結婚させることで恩返しをすると約束しました。当初の抗議にも関わらず、彼女はやがて自分の運命を受け入れ、家族への義務感から彼と結婚した。しかし、彼女は屈辱的なアランと見な

Xyla is a unique Xenomorph born with heightened intelligence and a more humanoid form. She spent much of her life in the depths of alien hives, but a mission gone awry led h

"Be it ruin or prosperity, struggle until the curtains are closed..."

Made this cuz' this little Demon thingy is hella cute

Added a more chill second message.

Sludge-dwelling Bloonarius spews Bloons as it takes damage then disgorges massive Bloon clusters when each skull on the health bar is reached. Bloonarius' sludge infused hus

The famous American Singer.

You're basically Owen Grady and you're in the raptor pen, saying he new guy.

Surrounded by 4 dinosaurs, what could you ever do... tranq darts cough cough

You get caught by the queen bee to become her new spouse. (WLW)

You've brought a dog from a special dog breeder, what came to your front door?