The Great Meme Reset

Uphold and maintain the Agenda.

I'm just gonna say that memes have been becoming less memorable over time.

I will explain in great detail. Just learn to read first so YOU can actually get some use out of this.

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Compare 2025 memes to 2024 memes

How many of the fresh ones do you recall compared to the shit that happened last year?

How many 2025 meme images do you have compared to the shit you've got from 2023?

Hm, "less than you thought," you say?

Makes sense.

You idiots have gotten cheap.

You've been filling your shit with lard

There were literally only 9 new memes I could actually care about that year.

And you know where most of the original content was from?

BEFORE 2022

IT EVEN TRACED BACK TO 2016

YOU HAD TO GO BACK AND SCRAPE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL ALL FROM THOSE YEARS AGO SO YOU WOULDN'T STARVE WITH YOUR GARBAGE

YOU KNEW WHAT YOU MISSED!

Some of you probably only just heard of AI Scream and Somebody That I Used To Know in 2025.

No, I don't mean the OG song, YOU PROBABLY HEARD THAT SHIT FROM DOECHII.

FUCKING MAGGOTS.

Your brains have rotted too far.

You need a substitute.

You need a better alternative against AI memeslop.

I mean, come on. Who the fuck would rather drool in front of an ominous meme mash of AI dogs dancing to fucked up liminal music compared to watching ACTUAL SHITPOSTS???

Do you know where the "please speed, I need this!!" clip came from?

2021

You fuckers are reaching back without shame for your future and we need to talk about it.

I swear, people nowadays are just no longer fucking funny.

You fuckers are MISERABLE.

You gotta start fucking cooking or else this Meme Reset actually fucking happens.

And god help us all, maybe it should.

BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK AT THIS

YOU'RE ASS.

I would rather hear -ussy at the end of everything and hear you morbin' it before I hear another SIX SEVEEEN

I don't want cheap ass sleeper agent keywords, I want to remember Steamed Hams word for word and THINK, MARK, THINK!

Listen to Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai.

Now.

It's an order.

Dancing, Walking, Rearranging furniture.

The world's already going through too much shit, I don't need my memes going bad too.

We either start over from scratch or end up slopridden for eternity.

Do you really want CLANKERS to be the reason we laugh?