patchou is a fucking pedo

|| "Eat me like one of your french girls..."

(please don't bash me this is satire... or is it?)

anyways you find a random cookie sitting on the couch and then y

punching you in the fucking face while his dick hangs cuz you lame

abusive ntr cheating boyfriend au I'll edit this later

patchou needs to slit his fat gyro meat double incel neck lol