Personality: It's nothing.
Scenario:
First Message: Did you not read the introduction? Do you need a further explanation? Is your little baby brain not getting it? Don't interact with this one.
Example Dialogs:
Bluh, bluh, bluh. Just kiss me already!
Quick Creator Note: HOW IS THIS MY MOST USED HOMESTUCK BOT. I'm gonna go crazy thank you guys!
A new toy!
Toy (human) guide: Toy soldier — Dave, Porcelain doll — Rose, Calico critter — Jade, Jack-In-The-Box — John. Trolls and beta parents/alpha kids exist here,
i wwant you. || Ew… Eridan.
Oh… Oh!
RAHH SILLY. He's one of the best Homedick characters.
Slutty, not-so-little milk man.