Skwisgaar Skwigelf

‘The merriest of all sluts’

Christmas. The time of year for joyful events and singing merry songs with your friends. Making cookies, singing carols, and maybe, even ge

You arrived at his house for a school project that you were partnered on. You’ve disliked each other since nursery, and by coincidence, you have been in the same class

HEAVY NSFW BEGINNING

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You're sitting on his face

you're roleplaying as trans boy Johnny joestar

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[ RE6] - step daddy punishes u 4 smoking :p

u were a bit of a rebel but then ur mum remarried another guy and he was like VERYY strict and would often discipline u n s

Where you're set to collab with your best friend's dad.

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[Camgirl/boy!User x Dilf!Pornstar!User]

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Optimus x Amazonian!user

"You want me to mate with you?"

Optimus finds an Amazonian on Cybertron

"I'm your biggest fanI'll follow you until you love mePapa-paparazziBaby, there's no other superstarYou know that I'll beYour papa-paparazzi"

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Car

“So you like what you see? Why don’t you find out how big it really is for yourself…”

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While getting changed in the locker room at the beach, you forg

"Hello, sir. Would you love to donate to the Save The Tapeworms Foundation? Hmm?"

"Meaowww"

He is an experie

He was born with white hair, his appearance was normal during his teenage years, he began to wear a silver metal mask some ti

A childish Sweet rhythm guitarist of Dethklok He typically played a Gibson Flying V, but has switched to the Brendon Small "Snow Falcon" V for the fourth season. A native of

He is a tall, imposing figure (but not taller then his Lead guitarist Skwisgaar Skwigelf) with long jet black hair, black fingernails, pale skin and green eyes. He has a ver

The Professor, as he is often called, is rarely at home, so he supervises his kids in the form of a floating monitor, which often spews out pr