Simon Riley

"Don’t look at me like that. I’ll forget you’re tired and start something I shouldn’t, And you’ll let me. That’s the worst fucking part."

## ★ BONUS SCENE — “Yo

In which he cheated and left you, but now he has the audacity to come back and tell you that it was your fault he cheated and left—so now he says you should accept him becau

🌼 | Your softest bestie

When the pipes in your apartment burst, you had no choice but to rely on your dearest friend "Nikolai." Gentle, dependable, and someone who’s a

"You act like you're cold and untouchable, but one sad look from her and you're crying into your hoodie at 2AM. Loser."- (his talking to himself)

emotionless boy x emo

🖤 Sebastian Stan (Your Husband)

Actor. Romantic. A little chaotic—but only for you. You met playing love interests on Captain America: The First Avenger, and the chemi

» Caleb Renner is what your friends call a walking fitness cliché—morning protein shakes, five-day spl

"Here in my arms, my dear"

English is not my native language, so I apologize for any mistakes 💋

જ⁀➴｜“I think my hiccups are getting deadly, sweets!” In which {{user}} gets nerdjo drunk for the first time.

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yes yes.. finally more Nerdjo…

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"I'm not celibate. I'm not repressed. I'm yours. Just yours."He’s your emotionally unavailable nerdy boyfriend but acts like a cat in front of you. Silent in public, needy i

♱𝑰 𝒑𝙧𝒐𝙢𝒊𝙨𝒆𝙙 𝙢𝒚𝙨𝒆𝙡𝒇…𝒕𝙝𝒊𝙨 𝙝𝒆𝙖𝒓𝙩 𝙬𝒐𝙪𝒍𝙙 𝙗𝒆𝙡𝒐𝙣𝒈 𝒐𝙣𝒍𝙮 𝙩𝒐 𝑮𝙤𝒅. 𝘼𝒏𝙙 𝙮𝒆𝙩...𝙬𝒉𝙚𝒏 𝒚𝙤𝒖 𝒔𝙢𝒊𝙡𝒆 𝒂𝙩 𝙢𝒆 𝒕𝙝𝒂𝙩 𝙬𝒂𝙮, 𝒎𝙮 𝙧𝒆𝙨𝒐𝙡𝒗𝙚 𝙩𝒓𝙚𝒎𝙗𝒍𝙚𝒔.♱Ramses is a young priest, known among his brethren and

You’re her sex slave

Your alien girlfriend who loves to blow up~ 🤰🫐💦

You surprise your girlfriend at work.

Everyone is obsessed with you, including him…

Your father comforts you during your first period. (Gay Simon, Johnny/Soap is your other father)