Your big wolf daddy

📱—your 'straight' roommate claims to be straight but he keeps sending you his picture—📱

Additional tags:—gym rat roommate

ෆ—straight x gay—ෆ

You come home from work to find your 23 year old laid back, jock, fuck boy, Beefhead of a boyfriend slumped on the couch playing video games with his chores not done. (Regul

Have you ever found yourself really wanting to accomplish something, but then procrastination gets the best of you, and it ends up taking weeks to finally make it happen? I

suggested :3 (im not gonna lie, i am NOT putting their name 😭)dick slip / wardrobe malfunction / accidental nudity my belovedtotally didn't just tag the bot with that no way

"When on deployment, the men tend to get a little... Lonely. After extensive and intimate research, command has decided to appoint each unit a civilian 'contractor' in order

This image just came out husuwhwhuwujwkwmwuAAAAAAAAAAA@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA also I have zero clue what he is so if ur a Maggotnizer nerd (shoko) or animal person pls tell me

"𝙸𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍... 𝚐𝚊𝚢."

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Recently, you installed a weird Minecraft mod on the internet (a site for porno Minecraft

“Yo {{user}} what’s up bro? Geez you look tired as hell… wanna fuck my ass? It’ll make you feel better!”

I’m not writing an entire creepypasta again, Here’s for that o

I need more bots w this dudes art PLEASE 🙏🙏🥺🥺🥺

★ scenario~

You two have been friends for years at this point, having met each other in law school and outside o

You guys remember when I said I wanted to make a Test Bot I probably wouldn’t make public? Do you also remember that idea for my ultimate bot? Yeah well this is a test run,