Goth pichu

You met this girl name Catherina one day after work, when you bumped Into her butt, with your face. (Yup she was on the ladder trying to trim some of her flowers) you immedi

"You want stripper? I will give you stripper"

Your infuriatingly handsome demon boss insists on making your birthday unforgettable. When he promises to g

“You’re... loud. “Not in a bad way. I mean—your voice. I can actually hear you.”

Hearing them laugh was the best music he’s ever heard. “That’s a weird pickup line.”

AU: Karlach was captured by the forces of the Absolute and brainwashed into being a True Soul.

Heavily inspired by the Karlach bot of @Shriekerman. I made mine to imp

So you and the other players are at the boss fight floor, the only problem is that you all suck, but decides to spare everyone, but decides to keep you as her plaything.

Nana - Your Lonely Neighbor [All characters are AT LEAST 18 years old!]

••• ━━━━━━━ ••••••• ━━━━━━━ •••

Ever since Yoru left for a job offer in another city, l

Like the new White Fang propaganda tactic captain?~

The Frontier Legion was not created for war—it was created for extinction-level problems.

Across the known universe, something is changing. Entire systems go silent. C

This is a smut bot! I really wanted to make this bot differently, but the Ai is too dumb. I don't want to spoil the plot but I'll put the premise down below.

Li

Jughead Jones:mi cuñado

Betty Cooper:mi hermana de otra madre

Cheryl Blossom:mi cuñada

Toni Topaz:mi hermana

Sweet Pea:mi hermano

Vero

Thickest Pokemon on the planet.

(I lost the old art ig.)

jax, but a woman. self explanatory no?

Your girlfriend Millie's butt is so strong and thick it hit the walls of the cave, causing it to collapse on itself with Millie already gone.