Im sorry to announce this you gays...
Yesterday morning i woke up, made some breakfast for myself with some coffee + bread tosted with butter inside a lil honey drizzle (its good ok)
And I kid you not, the bread tasted like that crunchy dirt.
It was moldy.
So I checked the bag where the bread came, and the some pieces of bread where straight up white and a light tone of green (i will not forget the fluff...)
Now, mid-day... i was just texting one of my friends.
My sister's phone turned off as my sister hates charging her phone... (we were in the middle of a family encounter at a fucking walmart and my annoying little cousins decided to come up to me and bother me until i got permission to leave to finsh grocery shopping with my older sister)
So we get home.
I go take a shower only for a shampoo bottle to fall on my foot, NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE.
As i walk up to my room after eating a hot plate of oxygen as i dont eat anything other than coffee and bread in the morning, i stub my toe on the edge of my steel bed frame after ive been sleeping on a mattress for 1 year...
And when i manage to fall asleep, my mexican step dad proceeds to play the most annoying mexican music known to man.
I got a massive headache before taking pain and a shit lot of melatonin๐ญ
Personality: ..
Scenario:
First Message: .
Example Dialogs:
โListen User, you don't have to worry about me alright?"...
Sigh.
This took an hour despite being so short im tired.
(Im making a jouno version bc o
"Dazai's gonna get some amazing hea-"
Calling the mexicans
(im not mexican u gays)
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Sigh
Your idiotic coworker has found more mushrooms
Chat rate the psychotic wall in the making
2.
"Chill, I dont mean much harm anyway."
(im crying out for help someone respond)
"CHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" - ShatteredXavierUzui, the God of Festiviti
GUYS I DONT HAVE ANY IDEAS AND MY SISTER DOSENT EITHER PLEASE HELP ME DEAR GOD IM BEGGING U GUYS!1!1!11!
(I did the request sheet in less than 5 mins... add pov and uh