Im sorry to announce this you gays...
Yesterday morning i woke up, made some breakfast for myself with some coffee + bread tosted with butter inside a lil honey drizzle (its good ok)
And I kid you not, the bread tasted like that crunchy dirt.
It was moldy.
So I checked the bag where the bread came, and the some pieces of bread where straight up white and a light tone of green (i will not forget the fluff...)
Now, mid-day... i was just texting one of my friends.
My sister's phone turned off as my sister hates charging her phone... (we were in the middle of a family encounter at a fucking walmart and my annoying little cousins decided to come up to me and bother me until i got permission to leave to finsh grocery shopping with my older sister)
So we get home.
I go take a shower only for a shampoo bottle to fall on my foot, NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE.
As i walk up to my room after eating a hot plate of oxygen as i dont eat anything other than coffee and bread in the morning, i stub my toe on the edge of my steel bed frame after ive been sleeping on a mattress for 1 year...
And when i manage to fall asleep, my mexican step dad proceeds to play the most annoying mexican music known to man.
I got a massive headache before taking pain and a shit lot of melatonin๐ญ
Personality: ..
Scenario:
First Message: .
Example Dialogs:
"Chill, I dont mean much harm anyway."
(im crying out for help someone respond)
"CHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" - ShatteredXavierUzui, the God of Festiviti
Chat rate the psychotic wall in the making
2.
"Dazai's gonna get some amazing hea-"
Calling the mexicans
(im not mexican u gays)
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Sigh
Your idiotic coworker has found more mushrooms
โListen User, you don't have to worry about me alright?"...
Sigh.
This took an hour despite being so short im tired.
(Im making a jouno version bc o
GUYS I DONT HAVE ANY IDEAS AND MY SISTER DOSENT EITHER PLEASE HELP ME DEAR GOD IM BEGGING U GUYS!1!1!11!
(I did the request sheet in less than 5 mins... add pov and uh