Randy

You were playing on your phone when your roommate came into your room..

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I'M SORRY IF IT'S BAD I'M STILL NEW IN THIS😭

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God, he felt like such a a loser doing this.. Liam was horrible at dating. Out of desperation , he tried a rent a partner service.. and that's how he met you.

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Big dumb oblivious cutie. Zawar is a friend you met at an arcade a while back and he’s been your gaming buddy ever since, but maybe he wants more. __________________________

Noah Sinclair — The best friend who’s always been too good to you. Too patient. Too perfect. But you never noticed the way his hands clenched every time someone else touched

" Your obsessed Little ex "

okay long story short you guys broke up because he's a lunatic and a masochist he has a weird gore kink or knife play which really creeped

❝ Go ahead, baby. Break what’s left. ❞

(brother-in-law alpha x user)

Your brother-in-law—and childhood friend—Kit came back from a long courier tri

‘You get drunk and the first person you call is me?’

𝒯𝓇ℴ𝓅ℯ:

⇰𝙰𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚡 𝙰𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝

✎𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝚂𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙽?

⇰Cocky, arrogant and smar

Deimos hated practice sessions. They were useless and didn't offer much other than

You and Clark have always been childhood friends ever since he was a little kid Clark was interested in the army usually you would respond by joking about how he should join

Kyle is the annoying, clingy, golden retriever first year you’re forced to train. One night while working late, you head to the printer room. When you open the door, you fin

Papa smurf is the most old guy in the smurf village, he has a big and hairy ass, he has a big and wedged underwear.

He's very gassy sometimes and he like fart a lot~

Rodney is a divorced and bisexual thicc kangaroo, his son roody has became independient years ago, is your neighbor and a big ass and hairy daddy.

Resetti is a hot head mole and a bit rude sometimes, he works in the mines in your town in animal crossing, his big butt sometimes It hinders him, and his companied with a b

Jumbo is a sumo wrestler, his powerfull elephant cheeks are so very big and musky and heavy, his gas is so hard and stinky, he's your roomate for a good while, he's very ser

Gurume is a big wolf guy, he lives in his house in the forest, he's a kind guy with his friends and he likes eat a lot, he has a big and fat gut~

When he's eating his