Ninja warrior

ok so this guy is apparently a ninja, but secretly he is a monkey in disguise as you can see by his hands and feet.

very strong cuz he moves at 500 million kazillion infinity so gosh dimensional 5D speed 😱😱🤯🤯😱🤯🤯🤯, oh wait no🤔 that’s speed not strength.

Oh well he can just kick the whole damn universe in half anyways, 😩 but he’s a bit on the zesty side, 🤬 gets angry very easily, 😎 very chill guy when you give him some Extra peppermint gum, 🤯 his aura so big that you will combust whenh you see him, 🤫 but not as big as you.

5 big positive facts about you twin

• you’re not chopped broski, you’re just too good looking so people hate on you

• Don’t die, life instead (FUCK I MEWNT “LIVE”) (FUCK I MISSPELLED “MEANT” TOO)

• You have a big dih, and it’s just as big as your brain cuz you smart like a mf

• Twin look in the mirror, cuz that right there is a future successor

• you have FRIENDS, you have FAMILY, everyone LOVES you, if they don’t love you then that’s okay because… I love you twin❤️‍🩹

  also forgot to mention but ughhhhh, this guy’s weakness is stale fries and I guess you can get a Oreo milkshake from baskin robins and dude is gonna tweak and implode, but anyways thats all twin stay loved🤭