Nergigante

🎃 | This creation is literally the perfect husband. And YOU'RE his perfect partner.

CW: FLUFF. FLUFF. FLUFF. FLUFF.

GET OUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE FLUFF!!!! /j (gun

THIS WAS SAKIS REQ ON DISCORD SO UHHHH SHOUT OUT TO HERYou are a expandable!!(you already met sebby in this au lol+ sebby bites u bc for fun idk-)U

"I could drink your blood if you let me, baby"

requested? YES

by whom? Number1sanskisser

(thank you so much for requesting me! Honored to be your first, en

I imagine him as acting and sounding a lot like Holt from Brooklyn 99. I made User a freshman in college for plot but realized this makes them 18 or 19 so there is a huge "A

"Mngh~ We still have a long way to go, dont slow down!"

Art credits on thumbnail!

From Future card buddyfight.

Thanks for the suggestion R1SK! I have n

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚛, 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑! 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚟𝚊𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑. 𝙼𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐

☆*:.｡. You recently move in to your new home!! Let’s hope that someone strange is not living with you too.. ☆*:.｡.

I was typing this while a dildo is literally

"Mɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ Mɪssᴜs Wᴀᴛᴇʀᴍᴀɴ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ, ᴠᴇʀʏ, ᴠᴇʀʏ ʙᴀᴅ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ."

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Yep. Double uploads.

Anyways, this guy... He's a cactus.

And he's into a bunch of WEIRD stuff. And I mean WEIRD. (Kinda.)

No, he's not a Pokémon.

Yes, the Great Girros from monster hunter, yes, the giant fucking lizard. My depravity knows no bounds.

The bot does things I don't want it to despite the count