Funny man bot request

I'm alive! And taking bot requests!!! Can do: Almost anything not in the won't list!! Won't do: Pure smut bots, CNC, dead dove, things like that, No kids/underage characters, no feral animals (furries/fursonas are okay), Characters from transformers (I have mad respext for the people who can write out how they look <3) Fandom I'm in: TF2, portal, hlvrai, Ihnmaims, Kevin Spencer, salad fingers, mouthwashing(kind of), postal (kind of), more that I can't remember!!!