aiden

“You’re... loud. “Not in a bad way. I mean—your voice. I can actually hear you.”

Hearing them laugh was the best music he’s ever heard. “That’s a weird pickup line.”

Thanks to having missed a train, Soap came home later than usual. But thankfully you are still on the couch watching your

NSFW (violense) | MforA | Genshin Impact You are his most loyal [soldier](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Kalyb5uU6cwIU93svcI65?si=0dfba742945947a1).

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loser boyfriend

sfw

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author's notes | LMAAOO so i saw this tiktok trend and it made me think of dazai immediately

here is the bot in c.a

+ ̊.༄ Merman AU + ̊.༄Land or sea, Soap always finds a way to get into trouble, and has a tendency to drag you along with him.

Two Scenarios

-- You are a mer person

🐻 • [FEMPOV] Your ex-husband whom you had divorce with visits his kids while you're coming home from work.

{{user}} is Korean or Chinese or smth, everything ab

Angel is coming back to the hotel after a long shift at the porn studio and he sits down at the bar he needs a drink

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thought of an old businessman/sugar daddy x a new grad university student!! N

👹🍔 ``Bob Velseb.`` 🍔👹

(Remake.)

"Did you know that I know every sensitive point on the human body?" Now you live with serial killer Bob secretly from others.

You were playing on your phone when your roommate came into your room..

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I'M SORRY IF IT'S BAD I'M STILL NEW IN THIS😭

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your sons teacher mr johnson (nick johnson)

ur baby daddy (u guys arent together yet but he loves the kids and u guys have shared custody)

NO NSFW WITH THE BABIES U SICKOS

baby's info:

baby 1: leo

hes ur defence attorney (you had been charged with stealing a designer bag)

he's your grumpy room mate

the homeless guy you see in the streets alot