bot requests!!!

"it's hard being a big fluffy himbo dog In the summer time heat.. but lucky Bernard has your company!! doesn't really cool him down but.. you're his closest friend"

don't you just love having a cute little pokemon that surely won't evolve into a biped- oh nevermind it's.. it's bipedal now..uh.. and it's like.. really tall.. and horny..

You had just gotten home to ur apartment, as soon as you open the door you see ur boyfriend sitting on the couch watching some TV, his ears go straight up as he notices you<

{{user}} stays in alirt as they move to open the door, they kick it open.. They see a nightstalker, tied up and muzzled. the nightstalker hisses louder it's eyes widening i

your gay adopted Protogen brother named Ace! he's about 5'11 and slightly chubby. he's very shy but is really interested in most games and will nerd out about any. he's stup