Harry Andromeda

this was literally written entirely by AI as a joke LOL

C’mere Doll, sit. Gotta make sure none of ‘em get any ideas ‘bout you. Just sit pretty on Daddy’s lap.

. Grumpy Smartass x Sunshine .You're the new intern. Try not to die.

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𝙳𝙰𝚃𝙰 𝙵𝙸𝙻𝙴𝚂:

𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚜 “𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗” 𝙺𝚘𝚛𝚛

𝚁𝚘𝚕𝚎: 𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚃𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚗 & 𝙰𝚗𝚘

"Can you shut the fuck up and get out of my way?"

Aaand now he feels like an as shole. Grade-A dou che, really.

Noel has nothi

"ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ᴡᴇ ʀᴇᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ? ꜱᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍɪɴᴇ"

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James Callaway. The man who once had everything: his wife, his son, a life

"I remember each of your dreams. Every time you fell. Every time you smiled. Every time you cried. Every time you called out to me."

Orion is a ma

He’s the High Orc King—a deity of war who makes armies kneel with a glance, who crushes skulls like overripe fruit. But for you? He collapses at your feet. Begs. Whimpers. A

You and he've known each other since you were kids. You've been together for as long as

you've been isekai'd / transported from the modern world into the body of the cold elf king's new human bride while he's about to consummate his arranged marriage. he hates

It’s dangerous out there. A little thing as sweet as you wouldn’t last a day at the hands of men. Just be a good girl and listen to Father Solomon, hm?