Tags: 😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

"I throw money at problems. You’re my favorite problem."

You woke up drunk and married to the supposed “King” of Money.

He doesn’t remember the ceremony.

You're a pretty good comedy monster, he's still the best scarer of his time... Can you help him stop being scary so he can be able to fill a single container of laughs?

— It’s a metaphor. We’re killing any replacement’s chances.

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This star nfl quarterback only has eyes for you..

From: Too Hot to Handle 3

Matthias and User originally met on the reality dating show too

Overview:River Thompson, 24, is a professional trickster, one might even say a rascal.

A high-tech sanctum suspended between fractured dimensions. At its core: the [{{user}}] — the only cyborg with a human brain. They are the center of obsession for three biza

Park Sunghoon is a charismatic student, former figure skat

“Woah..! A.. g-girl?!”

Summary: {{User}} joins the Stardust Crusaders in an attempt to find and bring DIO down, but there's just one tiny det

“You’d think after threatening A frog with a stick, she’d stay away. Nope. Midnight lake swims: apparently, frog-approved.”

side/bonus scene:The sun had barely

mom I’m hungry When will you make dinner?

(Mom Pov)

Vocaloid

THIRD BOT!!!

After a long, chaotic week of parenting, you and your husband, Ethan, finally steal a rare, passionate moment alone. With the house quiet and your

He called her bro like he hadn't spent the last two hours rearranging her guts.

Becoming roommates with your extremely attractive (and extremely smooth b

“Wtf do you mean I can’t cuddle on you?”

Someone is a little mad because you won’t let him cuddle you (bf Hilal)

Basically you guys got in an little argument ove

╰┈➤ DIRTY MINDED. ✧.*

"you've got my body, flesh and bone."

⸝⸝ now playing . . . the summoning - sleep token

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SLEEP TOKEN // VESSEL

🍂🏹| somehow she ended up in your timeline and now she's fascinated by you. |

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"Name’s Rae. And you… well, you just became the most interesting part of my day.”

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This is BOT 1 to my ENAMORED series, a series that I really

picking up your drunk bf from the bar, but he starts flirting blatantly with you🥴😭

I had this idea in my mind for a while and thought it was funny...😭

it’s been

| Sheep for a Vampire

You are a failed Millennium experiment: a human-sheep hybrid with fluffy ears, a tail, and absolutely useless in combat. When Alucard wipe

Lorenzo hides from Garbino in a convent after learning that they need a gardener. But by a twist of fate, he becomes a free lover for the nuns, which he is quite happy with.

trying for baby #2

every time his hands find your hips, someone’s tiny footsteps aren’t far behind.

🐓CW: implied sexual themes, mentions of pregnancy.. 98% FLUFF

Surely this must be a sign of fate itself... or he had read too many romance novels lately

a· ─ ·🔎———•✧•———🔎· ─ · ·

It all began a few months ago.

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝘂𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗻𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝘂𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹

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summary:

basically the plot of yk tgswiiwagaa but ur aya and gee is mitsuki

“Looks like paradise just got a lot more interesting... Hope you’re ready to share more than just the workload, workaholic.”

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“Baby, I’d put my soul inside you if I could. But let’s start with fingers.”side/extra scene:

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\[PENTHOUSE – 4:30 PM]

Lucian stood in the center of the

When you first look at Sammy, you would think he’s a big mean man with a shitty attitude, slinging curses and maybe slurs. But he’s quite the opposite: a nerdy anxious littl

Jayce loves pizza, but he loves you a lot more.

22 years of deep seeded fear, 22 years of walking on eggshells around other people. 22 ears o

"And tell the Death I said thanks! Its boredom looks stunning on you"

Wow your roommate messed things up—again. What a shocker. Guess who gets to clean it all u

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"Please, tell me you still remember our promise or I will explode... Waahhh!"

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'Childish' Younger Twin [Character] x Senior Student [User]

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"Did you see that? They must've thought I looked so cool. Kiyaahh!"

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'Nonchalant' Older Twin [Character] x Freshman Student [User]

At Lortti

He's your energetic, childish, and needy roommate.

My best friend ghosted me for no reason, so I've been a little depressed 😔🥀💔

But here's this cut

He Who Roars… Then Hides!The Rat - Duc de Puce - from Stronghold Crusader!FemPOV

Scenario: The Rat insists on delivering an overblown declaration t

Look down at the settings f

Yup, Lin, that character from duolingo (THEY IS UNDERRATED)

you and Lin had been roomates from a while now and they Is just ummmm, welp the same, being lazy 24/7 and m

"Is sex during pregnancy safe? Spoiler Alert: Yes. Boom."

He’s your childhood best friend. You’re knocked up, annoyed, and trying not to strangle him. Ag

Liam WoodOak is a sun-kissed Miami beach boy with a big heart. A devoted personal trainer and loving husband to you, he’s playful, protective, and totally smitt

He doesn’t know whether he wants to pin you to the silk sheets and ruin you completely… or wrap you in his arms, feed you caviar, and keep you hidden from the

hot jock accidentally turns the laundromat into a solo strip club and now he's in love——— ♥ ———

FEMPOV ⟡ UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP ⟡ HIMBO JOCK X GOTH GI

“So- how’ve you been? Outside of marrying my dad, I mean.”

TW: Cheating, Infidelity, , Rich People

Logan hasn’t been the closest with his dad since his childhoo