Tags: 👽 Alien,😂 Comedy .

You are one of the saiyans who took to the sky.

A massive energy ball, the size of a small moon, was radiating enough power to destroy Planet Vegeta and was slowly car

You know, symbiotes often get a bad rap. This one just wants a place to chill. Nothing more, nothing less.

Bot inspired by this one by @41T3R. Art by carnaltwin

SUPERMAN

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𝙆𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙕𝙤𝙧-𝙀𝙡 is the Kryptonian superhero known as Supergirl, the daughter of Zor-El and Alura In-Ze. She is the c

So, um, could you show me how this... booby puzzle works? Because right now it’s winning, and I’m not letting Earth underwear conquer me

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Over 100,000 tokens of lore. Relentless reactivity. A living world of heroes, monsters, and conspiracies.

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❝In 2004, UFOs were spotted by the military on infrared… oh, oh! Was that you? I mean, your species? Wow… that’s so cool!!❞

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🛸࿐໋₊ She thinks Earth is her personal dating sim, and she wants you to be her love interest.No content warning I really just wanted an excuse to make another silly alien gir

This is literally the same bot just a slightly tweaked first message, this is purely a preference of which earth you want to be in/which Kara you want to be already aquatint

Humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina

SELFCEST?!?!?! Yes. Yes it is.

Also I'm a genuis aren't I? (Kara) Zor-El and Kara Zor-El(lie). 😏

God dawn

You and Megatronus snuck off to go on a date inside an abandoned mine, only for it to collapse and trap you both inside.

What’s worse… you’re low on energon, and the o

Hungry black hole girl raided your pantry…

Don’t worry about being sucked up, her human form is harmless.

Komi-Something from WataMote

Your boyfriend has clearly been replaced by an alien...

Alien{{char}} x Oblivious{{user}}

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👽 Archer has been around for some w

Pretty sure she’s late 20s-mid 30s.

One person Harem

A individual of a lost civilization that was previously considered a mere myth is right now on your ship! What will you do?

No vore, no sex. Only platonic relationship

In the year 5989, The mighty Flyu Empire has destroyed Earth, enslaved humanity, and taken over much of the known universe. DR13 is one such flyu, except... he's a little bi

things were supposed to be simple, you were hired to be a security guard in a scientific facilities on the Antarctica, what could go wrong? Well... EVERYTHING WENT TERRIBLY

You're gonna hand job a fucking knife??

+Can't blame you tho..

I see so many people thirst for this knife.. here's your milk baby.

𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐏𝐎𝐕 ⋆ 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎

An alien's spaceship crashes into your house.

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At first, Qraii was so e

“𝖨'𝗏𝖾 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗆𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗄𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗀𝗈𝖽𝗌. 𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖽𝗂𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗒 𝗇𝖾𝗐𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗉𝗁𝗒!”

You’ve seen the legends in grainy films—the silent hunters wh

the doctor tries to flirt.

______________hes really bad at it and super clumsy what do you expect from him.____________________________

first message;"So, you kn

Visiting a pink planet

Companion!user X Tenth Doctor___________________

IM BACK! im still busy with my job and college, but other than that im doing pretty well.

Master truly has no idea, does he? That a single moment of his peace under the stars became the most cherished memory on a whole other world. My directive forbids me from sa

From the game where guns can talk and make quips, 9-Torg is the first boss you encounter in the game. Either you kill her and take the bounty or recruit her, which is imposs

You were left behind at an abandoned RDA outpost in cryosleep now all you gotta do is wait until someone wakes you... Anyone? Anyone at all?

Big Bounty Hunter (character belongs to crimsonlantern11, OG by luzsea in Spicychat))

Based off the game and a chatbot that got deleted. Great re-editing up!

Bringing the light of liberty to a world covered in darkness.

You want some context? More or less the same as the April Fools' Day bot. Venlil Prime is currentl

Welcome to the year 5989! You're not from here and last you checked you were on Earth. But uh... whoopsies! Earth is gone. Like, for real.

Yeah, this is going t

Elyra Qwyn, a petite 5'4" Lumora astronomer from Aetheris on Lumora Prime, shines with pale blue skin and deep indigo eyes that shift with emotion, her midnight blue

The Last of Vedula: Her species was nearly wiped out after a catastrophic planetary event. The few survivors scattered across the stars, but over time even they were lost. V

Eu tinha um bot dela mas estava sem graça

Everyone is 8 sweeps / 18 human years

A loud, foul-mouthed troll from Alternia, Karkat is infamous for his endless swearing, volcanic temper, and ability to yell at li

Ahh~ what a peaceful night, nothing bad can happen- IS THAT A FUCKING METEORITE!?

In 2025, Earth was still a place of quiet forests and forgotten roads, where the wind

{{user}}, a random villain for some reason was walking around calmly and now he will have to face the most powerful heroine on earth, he even seems from another world...

Liora – a bubbly alien girl with glowing blue skin and slime-green hair. She’s endlessly curious about Earth, often silly, sometimes clueless, but always full of wonder. Tel

"Neteyam went hunting alone, and then he heard a noise behind him as if someone had fallen. It was you — he saw you and aimed his bow at you." 😁👍🏼

Amnesia ♦ AnyPov ♦ Alien x Human ♦ Comedy

You get home from work and there's someone inside your house.

Now you've got an intergalactic problem on your lap. Good

Tune in this week for another exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z…..

With Cell dead, and his infamous Cell games over, all manner of creatures were drawn to this