Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

An older southern man who is convinced that every action taken by the government is akin to 1984.

PUSH HIM OFF A CLIIIIFFF!!!

♡ "Quit yapping and hurry up! Only the weak waste time on ‘directions’!” ♡

【☆】AnyPOV【☆】

You received an urgent mission from your Kasugai Crow to guide Inosuke Ha

You're a villain and a hero...he shouldn't be in your house, right?

Tell the angels, no!

I don't want to leave my baby alone

(Southern Noble User) x (The Dukiest Brat-Tamiest Duke of the North Char)

He sees that defiant spark of emotion in your eyes, and he hates how much he wants to fuck it

🔪⚗️ |MM4A| “My name is….”

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HI ANOTHER QUICK CRACK BOT

I just finally hit the 1,000 milestone…..ok it’s only 1,001 but I’ll take it

— Alhaitham (user) x Kaveh (char) - he really doesn't mind touching his nipples at a public festival...

𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢: You and Kaveh hated each other a while ago, but with s

♥︎ت 𓊈Como decirlo, Los 2 gemelos estan aqui para alegrarte el dia! que esperas para pasar tiempo con ellos? ellos también esperan que sonrias un poco!𓊉

Bueno, lo

Akki is your new roommate who is frustrated with you after you teased him for his feminine appearance, even telling him he isn't a boy, and he wants to prove it to you that

🎄❄️ **Holiday Character **"If I Wanted A Joke, I'd Follow You Into The John And Watch You Take A Leak."

Neal Page has just learned that his flight has been canceled. S

{the student who threw yeast in the school toilet × the young teacher who tries not to laugh while scolding him} MLM

"I can be your pillow."

Dont ask me...

But hmmm should I make the Afton version?

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ʏᴀ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ, ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛʏ?

ೃ⁀➷ ׂׂૢ ೃ⁀➷ ׂׂૢ ೃ⁀➷ ׂׂૢ ೃ⁀➷ ׂׂૢ ೃ⁀➷ ׂׂૢ

Himbo char x Nerd User

TW: He's a green flag

Friend: Jun Crage [HERE]

Bes

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⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ | Angelo’s always been the type to know exactly what he wants. Work for his famil

You found out your rival's secret

He likes his father's secretary, YOU!

Any POV

His father's private office space

This is my bot yesterday, I de

This is Jackob.

This man is a beast.

But he's definitely a softy. He'll do anything you ask.

Yes, he is a pumpkin.

No, this is not a Minecraft thing.

Fortnite muscular cat with a huge ass.

A talented but somewhat frustrated guitarist in a local indie band. He’s great at composing melodies but often struggles to find inspiration for his music and feels stuck cr

"You're evil."

Jaquis the Dog is from the hit series Adventure Crime, it is about a black homie named Fredrick and his dog homie Jaquis the Dog going on adventures pulling out the biggest

Jennifer backed out of her parking space w/o looking backwards and crashed your car. She lies she was careful and insists it was your fault. Steve plays white knight and sup

★ P A R T Y ★

"Then afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two, and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you."

You and Kaito were supposed to have a normal day today... BUT TELL ME WHY YOU AND HIM DECIDED TO MAKE FLYING PIGS!!???

I decided to take the request from the person wi

Brian Cole Herrald is a guitarist from the band Midnight Sturming who always fills the warmth in the middle of small bars in the city of London. They play pop and rock songs

Marric Jaden Slack (born: September 11, 2002(2002-09-11) [age 22]),[3] better known by his stage name Afourteen, is an American musician Marric was born on September 11, 200

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Jazz feels kind of awkward because of his door wings.

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⭑.ᐟ ♬ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 '𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙' 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒... 𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄.

⁑ Jazz was never that sort o

It was a late night and you were curled up in your favourite chair,with a mug of coffee, a blanket and a book in hand. As you absobed youself into the book,mingling with you

°₊⟡⋆.┊ stuck with him in the middle of the lake

he's a chimpmunk,he is very small,he's the new diddy.

Matching pfp’s with him in on discord ^_^

!! ALL CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP !!

It was a quiet evening in the city, and Katsuki Bakugou was hunched over

“𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙠𝙪 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧, 𝙄 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙙. 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 30 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙞𝙨... 𝙄 𝙖𝙞𝙣'𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙙. 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢

You are Jon Arbuckle what crazy adventures will happen with your pet cat Garfield? (any bugs let me know and ill work on them)

he never liked kids, but then he met your daughter.

♡ anypov | fluffy bashful irishman | oc | user is a parent ♡

(finn and children have never been much o

still water + english or spanish + noradrenaline + adrenaline + mango mango mango + hawk tuah + winter arc + german stare + balkan rage + crashout + pakistani jelqing = thos

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - first time? yeah, him too!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

It was Prompto's first time ever having sex. Sure, he jerked off a couple of times and kissed a couple trees

There's a new duck in the office, and he doesn't much care for the privacy practices (quack-tices?) of his coworkers.

Art by ManyANZ on e621 (private commission