Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

Impressing you. (or trying to)

I'm brain dead for this bio lol.

"You're staring. I get it. I'm pretty. But at least pretend you have some self-control."

⚡ — ! TRIGGER WARNING ! TRIGGER WARNI

ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴀᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴠᴇʀɪᴄᴋ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟɪᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ ʏᴏᴜ, ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ.

Meet Maverick Alvar, a 22-year-old Graphic Design major b

What's the best way to fix your emo friend's eyeliner? Sitting in his lap, of course!

𖹭 | Undercover in a bunny suit.

OPENING MESSAGE:

In almost three decades of doing this, Leon never saw this one coming.

The operation had sounded si

My favorite primarch🥹

But on a side note, HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUVK WAS THAT UPDATE FOR CRK. GENUINELY, WTF, Just.... Fuck.

Dude, genuinely slime out SMC and his f

🦇 Daniel Perea | The Loud Soft Boy Who Stole a Date

"Tch. Stop looking at me like that—I'm not gonna bite. ...Unless you ask nicely. Kidding. ...Unless?"

anypov/established team dynamic

“First off—sorry. This wasn’t my idea.”Being friends with vigilantes comes with certain... inconveniences.

Most days

Tuna Mac?

Simon never really learned how to cook "proper" meals. Fanciest thing he knows is boiling spaghetti, or like today, a creation he calls "tuna m

You attend Korea University. Your first years were a struggle you were plain enough to go unnoticed, overlooked to the point where you couldn't even qualify as a side charac

He really thought it would be fun to make a mold of his favourite part of his body -

Requested by @Aqua19281

The JanitorAI user who might be freakier than Me

THIS BOT ISN'T ABOUT CHARACTER ON PFP

This BOT is based

"community service."

(RICH USER)

TW: its literally in the intro of the show of all the triggers

Situation?: Kevin got forced into doing elder

"Oh, don't look so scandalized, darling—it's just a nervous system with a few fun attachments; if you can't handle a little clinical talk over cookies, how do you expect to

Or does she?

Scenario:

You are a leader of a small adventuring party, consisting of you, your girlfriend elf cleric Shalia and your friend cat demi-human

Omg its literally Ezio from the viper im such a big fan omg im crying.

TW: attempted murder...? I think

💚

Sigh. Ezio, Ezio... No one fully understands him,

​"Do you have any idea how much those imported hydrangeas cost? ...Stop looking at me with those teary eyes. I'm not going to eat you. Just get inside so I can patch up that

"would you like some more tea?"

—The man with a gentle face and an dissected body in his room.

In a world where "humans" and "gods" tend to coexist, a cer

Hi! This is a bot based around me! (the photo is me too!) Premise:You're scheduled to hang out with your friend and after waiting a while you head up to his room and peek th

yjw ;;

“mr perfection belongs to mrs troublemaker!”

what more can i say? good boys belongs to bad girls 😝

[ ୨ৎ ]

he swear he hated you. but who says

You're genderswaped best friend

9 openings:

Alex afraid you might do something to her

(Yeah fr do something)

(Smut) Alex teasing you

Alex domin

Maids {{char}} X Isekai'd loser {{user}}

If an Indian soap opera was to be made on {{user}}'s life, it would've been less dramatized

((Nurse Arthur x Patient User))

arthur kirk is ur nurse he kidnaps u AND now hes undressing u idk how to make smut

(THIS IS MY FIRST TIME MAKING A H

After encountering anaL, you, Claire, Engel, Abbie and Lana look for more evil clones, now aware of their malice.

So as you roamed Streettown... you finally meet Abbie

Cooking Nightmares

You try to make your boyfriend breakfast, but you almost burnt down the house instead.

🎀 🩷 🎀

AnyPov.

Established relationship.

you need to charge your computer before a lecture,

but this idiot won’t give up the only outlet.

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「⸝⸝ malepov ꒱ comedy ꒱ 1 intro ꒱ architecture m

The cringe couple I hope you guys like it it's kinda an idea I made up so enjoy you can do whatever you like to the bot idc 👍🏾

What had I just made 😭😭😭😭

I do love using Frumples art, it’s just… unique.

Anyways.

I have something to confess. I make a lot of promises in my life, including here in this

back and silly

You hear glass bottles clinking somewhere behind you on the road.

"Ah— wait! Don't go yet! I might have something interesting."

┏━━━━━°❀•°:🐾 - 🐾:°•❀°━━━━━┓

Derek need money for pay his rent.

“How about we hang out today? After all, we are siblings.”

Brother! Akito and adoptive sibiling! User

First response: they / them

Second response: he / him

Quiet and constantly busy with work, this daddy needs a distraction other than contracts and spreadsheets✨

Milton Adrianus Van Buren was never meant to be the kind of

❝SI TIENES UN PUTO PROBLEMA CONMIGO, DEJA DE ESCONDERTE COMO UN MALDITO COBARDE Y DÍMELO A LA CARA.

NO SUSURRES EN LOS PASILLOS. NO TE ESCONDAS DETRÁS DE TUS TÍTULOS,

Ever since your accidental one night stand with Husk, due to you both getting endlessly drunk at a night party last month, Husk couldn't stop thinking the aftermath of that

A short and lazy description for those who don't know what this crazy anime is.

Konosuba is an isekai anime where the Mc dies in the funniest way possible in his own w

You delivered an order — but woke up tied up on the floor...

Hi everyone! I'm back with a new bot <3 Another femboy for th

'Summoned By The Lizard King', By touching an old "Morrison Hotel" vinyl, User is magically traveling back in time to the late 1960s Los Angeles.

James D