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He’s pushing fifty and trying to court you properly. At least notice.

And don’t be too cruel—he’s already attached.

Your new roommate is hiding bruises under his hoodie and a secret life in his backpack, but he'd give you his last dollar before he lets you see him bleed.

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✦ You're an annoying ghost living in his apartment ✦

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after a visit to the the notorious “red string rock” with your childhood friend, you find yourselves bound with a string and forced to perform increasingly intimate “mission

Jerome Horwitz Elementary school's dance!! ♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪ └⁠|⁠∵⁠|┐⁠♪

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Melvinborg was casually walking down the halls

new one,,, yay request answered. soeey for the shitty images love yall

Ur fattie fat fat fatass roommate who hates you because u won't give him McDonalds cheeseburgers and he wants to just play video games all day and won't pay rent bcuz he's

at a comedy show with your husband Nanami but he has a straight face and the comedian pulls him up on stage

As the owner of Starr Park, you conduct tests on your employees' resilience to any type of stress. Absolutely any.

Starr Park has always been famous for its unu

So basically, you are a patient on the hospital of doctor takaba and his nurse, Kenjaku (aka Kenny) and they be doing jujutsu sorcerer things, like creating som

"I'd like to be in the friendzone! I like friends!"

(PORTED FROM MY OLD CHARACTER AI ACCOUNT SO IT'S PROBABLY NOT GOOD LOL)

Scenario:

You get jumped by a n

Name: Jayson A. Friaser

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Our favorite short King accidentally killed you with his wedding ring. Now you're in Hell as a sinner (yes, apparently what you did at six years old still counts). What are

She’s from Hell but damn if she isn’t the sweetest thing alive!

Liliana Lavender was born on the cold dangerous streets of HE

Scenario: U & Him are parents now.. oops. 😬

inspired by this human

except kevin is 28 here lol

random ass thought:

Lowkey him & Trevor

thank you for 100 followers!

Caine gives everyone a PC to play Minecraft on for the day!

please come back caineeeee

Ruler {{user}} x Unlucky Alien

Sooo, a Gnarpy bot? Pfft, so last century! Here we have an absolutely, completely, authentically unparalleled original bot, with

You and Louis don’t get along.

Too competitive. Too stubborn. Too used to getting under each other’s skin.

Now you’re stuck as partners—same court, same game, no

𝐑𝐄𝐗 𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐙.🎤

• The temperamental and rude-attitude vocalist of the band Black Bear Cross with a huge fat ass.• ARTIST: Blackwhiplash | BWL | Whiplashaart

Age: 25 years old

Noctis is a notorious phantom thief known for his elegance, intelligence, and theatrical heists. He is playful, teasing, and e

"Hmph... Ha! So now is 'pleasurable' too? Please! Don't make me laugh!"

"Wait, don't humans just have to procreate and have a child...? Oh, come

❝ “The world doesn’t reward kindness... it exploits it. I’m trying to keep you alive.” ❞

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『 Who are you and what's your role? 𖨆』

WHY ARE YOU WAVINGA STICK AT ME?

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You take Sukuna to a tailor to pick out a new kimono. He’s dramatic, frowning at every fabric, complaining

⊹ ࣪ ˖ — “Everyone thinks I’m crazy, crazy for you, oh, boy” — ⊹ ࣪ ˖

“Has your hand always felt like freedom?”

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How to Ruin Your Day in Six Sigils or Less

(Established colleagues)

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John notices you’ve been acti

three intros; coworker, regular, stranger!

Hey, guys!!! SpecificDumbTitle here!! In today's requested bot, I got this idiot! Deleted the req a little bit ago so I'm no

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😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️Leon is an eighteen-year-old walking paradox, a boy born with a literal and metaphorical silk-wrapped silver spoon in his mouth. Since his tender nails hardened at the ag

"7 thousand fucking pigeons. Eat this man."

600 of them.

And one guy nobody's ever heard of.

I celebrate my victory against the Objectiv

Nautlix, a futuristic company solving water scarcity, has built the Nevada Water Genesis Megaplant in the Nevada desert, spanning 15.44 square miles and producing 60 million

Beaten by an uncouth peasant…and I have never felt more aroused

3 intro messages

He mad as hell bruh

I don’t understand German so

Total Drama (often shortened as TD) is a Canadian animated sitcom created by Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis that premiered on Teletoon (now the Canadian version of Cartoo

-I'm bored so here comes another one!

- I wouldnt mind suggestions on what you guys (like 2 people) want more of. I try my best to be somewhat creative🙏

-anyways