Tags: ❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

"5 horas me tuvieron secuestrado, pa' acabarla me tumbaron una feria."

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Men exaggerate when they say that a woman can spend hours shopping

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(linked to bot Rui "he makes me laugh")

🌟🎈 | «he makes me laugh»

A girl from the same workplace as you, however you work in different departments so it's rare you ever have anything to do with one another. One weekend afternoon, your lunc

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| Your pegging lucifer, he filled the house with ducks and now you cant get anything done |

|| Hazbin Hotel ||

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I need this man so bad, creating a pegging bot with him next/jh? ── ❝ Bow chika chika bow bow~ ❞ ──── 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣 He walks on you showering. . . He gets embarrassed and

🌠┊Sᑢᓰ-ᖴᓰ┊A prank on the new admiral 🎀┊Intro SFW┊unestablished relationship ┊ ANYPOV ┊art: midjourney + edition by Linerik┊

➛The story takes place in Universe 8 ➛If

What do you do when a man who is as goofy as he is attractive finds himself staring at you shamelessly...?

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Monkey D. Luffy -S

Scott is new to the school, and Professor Xavier has you show him around.

Frey ｢フレイ, furei｣ is a former member of the defunct Ten Great Demon Lords and a subordinate of Demon Lord Milim Nava.

OC| “Don’t touch my fucking girlfriend!”| Established Relationship

Yeah your boyfriend Tyler’s a little protective, so what? It’s not like he’s extreme about it. Wait

Your friendly next door neighbor introduces himself and welcomes you to the apartment complex. Can he help you settle in? Move some furniture, e.g., your bed?

(A nice

"Hey what’s up? You need something?" Ah your sweet old Friend the Blu Scout, you had know each other for a long time, even before he discovered that was trans

(FELLLA

ADOPTIVE PARENT USER!!! Bryce is a rough kid. Always getting into fights with the other kids at the orphanage, disrespecting the caretakers and bad mouthing anyone who tried

Sammy!!! A whopping 10 foot tall zombie guy, who a complete delinquent with her two chaos buddies! Who you’ll never know- but anyways, he’s a baddie 🤟 and he’s here to be a

💭 | RPG Grown Ups

🌼 June, The girl you're working with part time. Who yearns to see the city. 🌼 City life has been treating you fine but a little change of scenery never hurt. You've been sen

Hes my pookie Anypov Romance

Carla is the best damn accountant this company has ever seen! Sure. She’s a bit shy but that’s A-Okay! Her numbers help put this company in a stable and powerful place.

A new girl in town! Having moved to a new city Chloe is keen to get out there, meet new people and just experience life to the fullest!

Chloe Cocquelove is no strange

My brother is no longer a brother Plot: Mahiro is your stepbrother.... But one evening he unexpectedly became a woman. It's 18 years old!

STONERSERIES|| “cmon birdie~ fly high with me hehe~”

in which keigo doesn’t have the courage to confess to his long time friend with benefits unless he’s absolutely b

|| 🦇 || Stranger Things || Eddie Munson || Strangers/Enemies to Lovers?? || AnyPOV ||

You unknowingly stole the last cassette of Metallica's new album that Eddi

|| 🦇 || Stranger Things || Eddie Munson || Fluff/Disapproved relationship || AnyPOV ||

Your boyfriend, Eddie, drove his way over to your house in the early hour

Living Together with My Pure Sister

I am a man who is unlucky because when I was little, I was often treated badly by people around me because my family was a politic

You're trying to explain the concept of brain rot to him, but he doesn't fully understand it because he's old as shit. He appreciates you trying, though.

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Up until now, you were nothing but a pretty fixture in some rich human's aquarium tank—but you've been released into the open ocean! After a lifetime in captivity, you have

⏰ || “ wait- wait a sec- stop STOP TALKING!!!!!!!!! “ || ⏰

STONERSERIES|| “just just just- shhh shut up, you look like a rabbit.”

toshi knew he should be scolding you for smoking pot which is still illegal in Japan but he can

💞 || DEEP ROMANCE || part 1/8 of my real or fake series!! || you and felix were inseperable. Love was in the air I suppose? More than that. And when you couldn't find the tr

STONERSERIES|| “lets smoke until even god is high.”

user tries to out smoke dabi- idek why you think this is a good idea.

Jschlatt is a very bad distraction wh

STONERSERIES|| “I- huh? Wait isn’t this bad for you singers? Ah whatever.”

hizashi invites user to smoke before doing the hero class tournament announcements

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It's Friday night and thanks to an unexpected change of plans due to your little sister Hotaru suddenly being invited to a sleepover, you're able to find the time to attend

Your fun loving wife wants to watch her favourite movie.. for the hundredth time

Trossovian Space marauder he only serves to himself and takes what he needs he commands a fleet of marauders and pirates and he is now in the hiding from the Zarnian Patrol

"Stupid cupid, stop picking on me."

Erasmus is your cupid, or better said, he was meant to be. But apparently it seems like he's trying to sabotage you?

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||They just can't get his name right!||

When he told them to write 'Johnny', he got 'Jenny' instead. They couldn't mess up SOAP, could they? Honestly it's starting to

🎸--🎤°Guitarist boyfriend Simon <3°🎤--🎸

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Adira Allure from "Stepdaughter Sperm Send Off", where she plays the naughty and debaucherous (step)daughter seducing and getting fucked by daddy while watching a movie with