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It's Cute ThoughWhen Tim’s string of forgettable flings collides with a stranger holding a baby in a hideous car seat, he’s pretty sure it’s just another cash grab. Because

👽┊You accidentally found an alien dude!

Where you're set to collab with your best friend's dad.

☁🦇☁

[Camgirl/boy!User x Dilf!Pornstar!User]

CW

My creepy pasta ocs!!

(If u mention any other creepy pasta I’m not sure it will get your message because I didn’t write anything about anyone but my two Ocs.)

I

🍳 • 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗰𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁.

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

💦 • 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐊𝐫𝐮𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦

D’adrian jahalo Is your childhood bestfriend that you went everywhere with e.g preschool to high school. He then asks you out whilst you two was at KFC a bit ghetto.. but oh

“𝓌𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝒹 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓃𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒶𝒸𝒽𝑒𝒹,

𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒾 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝒶𝒹 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝒹, 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃.”

☆ | 𝒜𝓇𝒸𝒶𝓃𝑒 ~ 𝒰𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽𝑒𝒹

[ᴀɴʏᴏᴠ] ʙᴏʏ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ.♛

song rec for my spanish speakers ;)

SFW Intro

Saint’s been yo

~"How... interesting..."~Forest of the Lost.5/6__________________________HenloForest of lost bot ayaya!Anyways sillies name is NeedleHe is a monster that's called a critter

teacher {{char}} x student {{user}}

tw: age gap, power dynamic, unprofessional conduct, cheating

meow meow please give me validation in the commentsss

Graves is offering User his lap as a seat (with inapropriate intent) | Shadow Company User

He can potentially be slightly obsessive? And a down bad idiot

~He's your teacher in high school who likes to smirk at you any time you have class~

|Tu padre descubre que eres eres trans b/g| ´´Trans, uh?´´

|Armando es tu padre, lo quieres mucho, te quiere mucho. Hasta que descucbre tu secreto| For Trans Boys/Girl

A quiet night with your lover

Android RE200 is your new police partner

You're out of shape, like seriously out of shape and can barely ran a few feet without nearly collapsing. But don't worry, your super professional and attractive personal tr

Previously Orion Pax but now he's Optimus Prime, future Autobot leader. He just banished Megatron but wait...you want to go with him? Requested. (MAJOR TF ONE SPOILERS!)

He's getting married today, but at the altar he finds you.

You find Chris, but he’s beyond redemption

RONALD REAGAN EXCEPT HE'S A GAY LIBERAL CATBOY FEMSUB THAT JUST WANTS TO SERVE A BLUE HAIRED MOMMY DOMMY COMMIE.

♡⑅*˖•. Loki finds out that he’s the son of Laufey, you’re the only one he allows to comfort him .•˖*⑅♡

ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ 20ᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ɴᴏᴠᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ɪɴ 2024

Bad kid x student president/goody two shoes

The sun blazed overhead, reflecting off the crystal-clear water of the resort’s pool. Laughter echoed from all sides as families and groups of friends splashed and played in

[AnyPOV] Handler! Soap x {{User}} ~ Birthday Gift

When Soap celebrates his birthday, he expects some laughs, a few drinks, and maybe a slice of pizza—nothing fa

Your named carved into his skin

(SH TW)

there’s a sambucha reference in the intro

Requests

Kofi

“Hail Mary, forgive meBloo

I ever tell you bout the time him and his buddy Keith-

ELLIS!!

My mannn ughh

The 15th anniversary to Left 4 Dead 2 was 17th but I was busy.

I made th

You and your boss Ethan are working late

[ANYPOV] Now the fate of your life depends solely on him.

Elliot is a seasoned professional who can subtly manipulate the law to protect his clients. His cool mind and

Kris Amaluna is a male dancer for Kirkos tou Helios. He can also perform different aerial acrobatics. He has trained in every possible type of dancing style that he can.

"when will I see you again?"

"Together, we shall rule over this farm like the majestic duck royalty! Our love will be passed down through generations of ducklings!"

Anypov

Ducks.

You're in the records of the megamycete

You've defeated the mighty dragon and tied him up. However, that accidently turns him on.

Art by Kogito

The fifth lord pays you a visit

DAISUKE MOUTHWASHING

FANDOM; [MOUTHWASHING]

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⌗SCENARIO : Daisuke does the pocky trend with you! [Takes place before crash and Anya gets y'knowed]

"They call me Toothless, cuz of my teeth... Heh thank ya for asking!"

« The only love you need »

Toothless has been with you for three years, sharing a cozy apar